Jackie:
I better get straight from this!

Jackie:
Don't you know there's something more beautiful in this world than that thing between your legs?

Jackie:
So I sucked a cock.

Candy:
Ow! That is not a wig!

Jackie:
Women's liberation has told me just WHO I AM and what I should be!

Jackie:
They're not gonna think we're lesbians, Holly! A school teacher and a model? Those are lesbians?!

Jackie:
Take your balls and go!

Jackie:
Take a bath! You smell like a dead papa!

Jackie:
You read too many comic books, Holly. You're living in a dream world.

Holly:
She's got beauty, she's got everything. What the fuck do we have? Nothing!

Jackie:
She comes from Long Island, Holly!

Jackie:
I think she has tendencies. I think she's hiding under that cloak.

Holly:
What cloak? She's garbage!

Jackie:
A raincoat! Don't you understand? Figuratively!

Holly:
I wish I could afford a fuckin' wig!

Candy:
What's the name of it? PIGS? That's attractive.... Oh I see, Politically Involved Girls.

Candy:
What do you mean come down off the trapeze into the sawdust? That's circus talk!

Candy:
I don't want anything to do with you or your girl question mark friends!

Penny:
I don't have anything against men, I just want more money, that's all.

Candy:
You want money? Go out and earn it!

Jackie:
I was reading the obituary column today and there was this woman--you won't believe this, but.... She left all of her money to a dog! Now what is her dog gonna do with all that money? We could use that.

Jackie:
Rub her legs, won't you? Get her going, will you?

Jackie:
Betty, you're fucked up. Why don't you tell us about an unpleasant incident with a male?

Jackie:
What are you itching about?

Johnny Minute:
To fuck.

Jackie:
You're itching...you're itching to fuck?

Johnny Minute:
You're terrible! Why don'tcha smile?

Johnny Minute:
You're a big girl, aren't you?

Jackie:
I was captain of the volleyball team.

Johnny Minute:
Are you gonna come?

Jackie:
Um....I think I'm gonna go.

Jackie:
I was gonna set you up in North Beach with an electric typewriter so it would never be hard on you again! I felt sorry for this bitch! Limping every day down Madison Avenue, they used to yell, "There goes Clubfoot Annie!"

Jackie:
I need that beer, the doctor prescribed it to calm down my nerves! Baby, stop freaking out! Calm down! Shut up!