Lt. Carpenter:
Did you get any sleep last night?

John Shepard:
Yeah. Yeah, lots; why?

Lt. Carpenter:
You look like hell.

John Shepard:
Thanks. How do I smell?

Lt. Carpenter:
Lemon fresh.

Lt. Carpenter:
Panzarella can handle it.

John Shepard:
He's awfully enthusiastic, isn't he?

Lt. Carpenter:
Yeah, well, we were young once, too.

John Shepard:
We were never young.

DJ:
You know, when I heard I was gonna be your partner? I guess this sounds stupid but I was excited. You know I thought I'd really get to learn something, about the job, the street, everything. But I already know how to drink.

John Shepard:
Yeah.

DJ:
So far this isn't what I expected.

John Shepard:
Life is full of little disappointments.

Fuller:
And listen, Jack, your first bottle tonight? It's on me.

John Shepard:
Thanks, Fuller, but I don't drink with assholes.

Lt. Carpenter:
John. You did remember to wear your vest, didn't you?

John Shepard:
Yeah. I've got a diaper on, too.