Bobby Heenan:
P.S. Michael Hayes! The man who taught Michael Jackson how to moon walk!

Mick Foley:
Michael Cole, I am offended. Are you suggesting I'll be a bias referee? I mean sure, Vince McMahon fired me on national TV and had me brutally beaten up for my kids to see, but I'm not bitter.

Paul Heyman:
So close, and yet so very far away. This is what being the tag team champions, means to each one of these teams.

Jim Ross:
The Dudleys from Dudleyville, just outside of Parts Unknown, I believe.