Kyle Hadley:
I'll kill him!

Marylee Hadley:
A whiskey bottle's about all you'd kill.

Kyle Hadley:
You're a filthy liar.

Marylee Hadley:
I'm filthy - period!

Jasper Hadley:
Welcome to Hadley. The town and the family.

Marylee Hadley:
I'm allergic to politeness.

Mitch Wayne:
Are you looking for laughs? Or are you soul-searching?