Karniggels

Koeppe:
[in telephone training, the class is watching] If maybe we could return to the perpetrator... because... if we're gonna send out a car, we'd have to know what he looks like, meaning, I need an approximate height.

Grandma:
Medium.

Koeppe:
1,70 or 1,80?

Grandma:
I'd say 1,80.

Koeppe:
That's not medium any more.

Grandma:
My brother-in-law is 1,96.

Koeppe:
Well, allright, we're gonna send a Bulli immediately. Er. A police car is on its way to you, right?

Trainer:
Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, who of you wants to judge this procedure?

Nina Steenhagen:
[puts her hand up]

Nina Steenhagen:
Let's hear Miss Steenhagen.

Nina Steenhagen:
The following points. The time of theft has not been ascertained. The possibly armed perpetrator might still be in the neighbourhood, in this case immediate action is required. Concerning the description of the perpetrator: Any hints regarding age, clothing, distinguishing features etc. are lacking. - Apart from that, at the moment K?ppe seems to me generally very insecure.

Bauhaus:
21.000 people are living in our district. It's an area of 30 square kilometres. Well, basically, it's a nice enough area. But things are happening here... you'd never guess. Twice already, a cow has been chopped up at night. Not slaughtered. Chopped.

Koeppe:
Good day. Your driver's licence and vehicle documents, please.

Elle:
You're a trainee, right?

Bauhaus:
About the cow murders. Basically, you have to access this with logic. If we systematically look at the cases of bodily harm...

Paulsen:
You're thinking about Brochmann, who broke both arms of old Wallers. [shakes his head] Nah, I don't think so. He's good-natured.

Bauhaus:
You're right. He's basically good-natured.

Koeppe:
OK, sweethearts, let's go to your place so we'll move a step forward on this.

Walker:
What's with all the noise? People are sleeping!

Elle:
Who can sleep with all the noise?

Koeppe:
Don't be nervous, your convertible will be back soon.

Annarina:
It's the crime of the century around here, isn't it?

Koeppe:
Sesame rolls. Sometimes there's a lot on top, sometimes only little, and you have to pay for it.

Koeppe:
We just returned from riding class.

Elle:
Get in here, everyone, those two just returned from riding class!