Keine Lieder über Liebe

Tobias Hansen:
Do you see yourself as an artist?

Markus Hansen:
I don't know. That's not something I think about.

Tobias Hansen:
I'm a director. I mean, I want to be one.

Tobias Hansen:
My best recollection from our childhood is that you took me into your bed and sang songs to me.

Markus Hansen:
One had to help you, you looked like someone from Sesame Street.

Tobias Hansen:
Why did you do that?

Markus Hansen:
Because I'm an a**hole?

Tobias Hansen:
That's too simple.

Markus Hansen:
Oh brother! She's showing us the hotel? And, are you showing her your room?

Tobias Hansen:
Markus said there are no groupies. And there weren't, yesterday. None at all.

Markus Hansen:
Do you know what that implies, telling the truth? That there is a person on the other side who can stand to hear the truth.

Ellen:
Are we taking the camera to bed with us now?

Tobias Hansen:
Why are you running away?

Ellen:
I'm not running, I'm strolling.

Tobias Hansen:
Why are you strolling away?

Tobias Hansen:
So you know that we'll break up one day?

Ellen:
I'm assuming it, yes.

Tobias Hansen:
So why are you with me?

Ellen:
Because I hope we won't.

Markus Hansen:
You don't have to fall in love with someone else if you have a boy-friend whom you love.

Ellen:
[about Tobi leaving] I think he was offended.

Markus Hansen:
Why?

Ellen:
[offended] Because we're all offended all the time.

Ellen:
Do you think someone can be complicated that you've only known for two hours?

Tobias Hansen:
Are you in love with him?

Ellen:
Not since half an hour ago.

Tobias Hansen:
I can't break up with my brother, can I?

Barkeeper:
Of course you can. People even break up with their parents.