Luisa:
You have to make the clitoris your best friend.

Tenoch:
What kind of friend is always hiding?

Luisa:
Life is like the surf, so give yourself away like the sea.

Luisa:
Who cares who you two fucked when you come that fast!

Luisa:
Play with babies and you'll end up washing diapers!

Julio Zapata:
Chuy, nothing like tooting the old horn!

Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca:
I didn't know you want to be a writer. What are you going to write about, "fine boys"?

Tenoch:
No, about faggots like you.

Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca:
Well, let me tell you that there is a big difference between writing highschool tales and producing actual literature.

Tenoch:
When do you begin?

Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca:
Have you read my book already?

Tenoch:
I read the critics.

Alejandro 'Jano' Montes de Oca:
Critics are a bunch of assholes

Julio Zapata:
Traveling is really cool

Tenoch:
Yeah, but with mushrooms! You've never stepped into a single plane

Julio Zapata:
Truth is cool but unattainable... the truth is totally amazing, but you can't ever reach it.