You Can't Cheat an Honest Man 
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Whipsnade: I'm taking on the personality of a Mexican jumping bean. First the contortionist gets rheumatism. Then the sword-swallower gets tonsilitis. Hope nothing happens to that fan dancer... not 'til I get rid of this cold, anyway.
Whipsnade: You kids are disgusting! Standing around all day, reeking of popcorn and lollipops.
Whipsnade: Ah, at long last, an honest man. Want to return some money?
Whipsnade: Don't brag about it. I'm only five-feet-eight myself.
Whipsnade: As my dear old grandfather Litvak said (just before they swung the trap), he said "You can't cheat an honest man. Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump."
Edgar Bergen: You know, I've got a good mind...
Whipsnade: Never trust a ventriloquist or a barber.
Whipsnade: I'll introduce you to a pair of beavers!