Whipsnade:
I'm taking on the personality of a Mexican jumping bean. First the contortionist gets rheumatism. Then the sword-swallower gets tonsilitis. Hope nothing happens to that fan dancer... not 'til I get rid of this cold, anyway.

Whipsnade:
You kids are disgusting! Standing around all day, reeking of popcorn and lollipops.

Whipsnade:
Ah, at long last, an honest man. Want to return some money?

Whipsnade:
Don't brag about it. I'm only five-feet-eight myself.

Whipsnade:
As my dear old grandfather Litvak said (just before they swung the trap), he said "You can't cheat an honest man. Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump."

Edgar Bergen:
You know, I've got a good mind...

Whipsnade:
Never trust a ventriloquist or a barber.

Whipsnade:
I'll introduce you to a pair of beavers!