You Must Be Joking! 
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Clegg: "Dig? Me? I'm a married man!"
Sergeant-Major McGregor: "Mac The Knife, is it?"
Staff Sergeant Mansfield: "Bonnie Prince Charlie, I presume?"
Sergeant-Major McGregor: "You're not going to leave it like that, are you?"
Annabelle Nash: "Oh, it doesn't mind."
Young Husband: "You've been at it again, haven't you?"
Young Husband: "You what? My God, you HAVE been at it again!"
Young Wife: "No, I haven't."
Morton: "It was only your ducks I wanted."
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