Moe:
Moronica must expand! We shall lend our neighbors a helping hand, we shall lend them two helping hands... and help ourselves to our neighbors!

Moe:
We must throw of the yoke of monarchy, and make our country safe for hypocrisy!

Moe:
Ring for my sectery.

Larry:
You mean secretary?

Moe:
I said sectery!

Larry:
Secretary.

Moe:
Which is correct?

Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal:
Stenographer. I'll ring for her.

Moe:
What do you mean by reading a book? Suppose you learn something. Loyal Moronikans shouldn't read. Take your troops out and have them burn every book in Moronika.

Larry Pebble, Minister of Propanganda:
We will now pause for station identification.

Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal:
This is N-U-T-S.

Larry Pebble, Minister of Propanganda:
When you hear the conk on the dome, it will be exactly 3 o'clock.

Larry Pebble, Minister of Propanganda:
3 o'clock Bolonia watch time.

Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal:
3 o'clock Bolonia watch time.

Mr. Ixnay:
We've come here to offer you the greatest opportunity of your life.

Moe:
You mean you'll let us paper the living room?

Mr. Ixnay:
No, no, no. You're through with papering. My partners and I are going to make you Dictator of Moronica.

Moe:
Dictator? What does a Dictator do?

Mr. Ixnay:
A Dictator? Why, he makes love to beautiful women, drinks champagne, enjoys life and never works. He makes speeches to the people promising them plenty, gives them nothing and takes everything. *That's* a Dictator.

Curly Gallstone, Field Marshal:
Hmph, a parasite. That's for me.

Moe:
You mean you'll let us paper the living room?

Mr. Ixnay:
No, no, no. You're through with papering. My partners and I are going to make you Dictator of Moronica."