James Bond:
Well, I won't need these.

Helga Brandt:
I've got you now.

James Bond:
Well enjoy yourself.

James Bond:
Oh the things I do for England.

Aki:
I think I will enjoy very much serving under you.

Aki:
You wouldn't touch that horrible woman, would you?

James Bond:
Oh heaven forbid.

James Bond:
Little Nelly got a hot reception. Four big shots made improper advances toward her, but she defended her honor with great success.

Russian Diplomat:
The world knows we are a peace-loving people.

Tiger Tanaka:
It can save your life, this cigarette.

James Bond:
You sound like a commercial.

Blofeld:
I shall look forward personally to exterminating you, Mr. Bond.

Blofeld:
The firing power inside my crater is enough to annihilate a small army. You can watch it all on TV. It's the last program you're likely to see.

James Bond:
Well, if I'm gonna be forced to watch television, may I smoke?

Blofeld:
Yes. Give him his cigarettes. It won't be the nicotine that kills you, Mr. Bond.

Blofeld:
Goodbye, Mr. Bond!

Blofeld:
Kill Bond! Now!

Blofeld:
James Bond. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong.

James Bond:
Yes, this is my second life.

Blofeld:
You only live twice, Mr. Bond.

Tiger Tanaka:
You know what it is about you that fascinates them, don't you? It's the hair on your chest. All Japanese men have beautiful bare skin.

James Bond:
Ancient Japanese proverb, "Bird never make nest in bare tree."

James Bond:
Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?

James Bond:
No, just different. Like Peking Duck is different from Russian Caviar.

James Bond:
If it's all the same to you, I'll just take this little old lady here.

Tiger Tanaka:
Good choice, she's very sexyful.

Blofeld:
You made a mistake, my friend. No astronaut would enter the capsule carrying his air conditioner.

James Bond:
Couldn't you just dye the parts that show?

Tiger Tanaka:
Rule number one: never do anything yourself when someone else can do it for you.

James Bond:
And rule two?

Tiger Tanaka:
Rule number two: in Japan, men come first, women come second.

James Bond:
I just might retire here.

Tiger Tanaka:
My mother told me never to get into a car with a strange girl. But you it seems Bond-san will get into anything with any girl.

MoneyPenny:
Oh, by the way, how was the girl?

James Bond:
(turns the lamp towards her, interrogation style) Which girl?

MoneyPenny:
The... uh... Chinese one we set you up with?

James Bond:
Another few minutes and I would have found out.

Blofeld:
Extortion... is my business.

Blofeld:
As you can see, I'm going to inaugurate a little war.

Henderson:
That was stirred, not shaken?

Astronaut - 1st American Spacecraft:
Calling CapCom. CapCom, this is Jupiter 16. Do you give a go for fourth orbit.

Hawaii CapCom:
CapCom to Jupiter 16. Can you confirm O2 pressure is within limit.

Astronaut - 1st American Spacecraft:
Roger. Everything looks good in the environmental control system.

Hawaii CapCom:
Okay. Everything looks good from here. You have a go for fourth orbit.