Kung Fu Panda Holiday

Po:
[Opening line] Steel yourself against my steel, villain. [Uses sword to chop an onion in half] Your reign of tears is over.

Mr. Ping:
You think your fancy palace ladle is better than mine? [Picks up ladle, which breaks in half] This is not my A-ladle.

Po:
This may be our greatest challenge yet.

Monkey:
Bandits?

Viper:
Raiders?

Po:
No. Place settings.

Po:
This is a disaster. I'm going to disappoint everyone. My dad, the Furious Five, Shifu...

Wo Hop:
And me. I'm not dead yet.

Shifu:
Po, wait. What goes on inside your head I do not always understand. But what goes on in your heart will never let us down.

Mr. Ping:
Think of all those lonely people who don't have anyone to spend the holiday with. There's always room for one more at Mister Ping's

Po:
Look, dad, I understand how you care for the lonely people...

Mr. Ping:
And lonely people pay extra.

Po:
Bunny! Finally, a real chef! Look, sorry I banished you and shamed your village for all eternity, but if you could help me chop carrots, it would really...

Wo Hop:
I'm not here to chop carrots. I'm here to fight.

Po:
What?

Wo Hop:
The only way to restore honor to me and my village is to fight the Dragon Warrior. Surely I will perish, but that is the fate I must accept.

Po:
I got that, dad.

Mr. Ping:
Po? Oh, you came! Oh, Po, I'm... I'm sorry I made you feel so guilty.

Po:
Ah, don't be. That's what the holiday's all about. Now, don't we have some cooking to do?

Shifu:
Beautiful. Elegant. Perfect. You made me proud. All 29 kung fu schools and their masters. Excellent. Excellent.