Narrator:
Multi-media includes books too. That's why Universal owns Putnam-Berkeley, with best-selling authors like Robin Cook. Say, Robin, how does it feel to be with Universal?

Robin Cook:
I love it; it's, uh, probably the best thing that's happened to me.

Robin Cook:
Here, have you seen my newest book?

Robin Cook:
Pre-written in screenplay format. Saves a lot of time. Now my book can go directly to the movies, which is a real plus because those executives, who can't read, can go see the cute little talking picture.

Narrator:
Here's the drummer from the hot new band Goldfinger. Say, young whippersnapper, how would you like to be a part of the Universal/MCA corporation?

Narrator:
Ooo! That teen angst sells a lot of records for Universal. Give that man a wine cooler!

Narrator:
Universal City Studios!

Narrator:
"Ucks!" And with all of our new changes, no wonder everyone is saying...

Narrator:
It sucks for me!