Jean North:
You mean he doesn't know about us?

HelenNorth:
Well of course he does darling!

Jean North:
All of us?

Colleen North:
Oh mother that's so romantic! You lied to him!

Helen North:
I did not lie to him! I just didn't have the nerve to tell him the whole truth!

Colleen North:
Mmm, I understand! No man wants a liaison with a woman with eight children!

Janette North:
What's a liaison?

Colleen North:
An affair.

Janette North:
That's what I thought.

Jean North:
Me too.

Phillip North:
I'm legal!

Family Doctor:
Call my wife, will you, and tell her I'm on my way home?

Family Doctor:
And tell her thank you.

Frank Beardsley:
For what?

Family Doctor:
We don't have any children.

HelenNorth:
Frank, there's something I have to tell you before we go any further. I have eight children.

HelenNorth:
Frank! We're on a cable car!

Frank Beardsley:
Of course.

HelenNorth:
I get sick on cable cars!

Frank Beardsley:
Well wait'll you hear what I have to tell you. I have TEN children.

HelenNorth:
Ten. TEN? Frank! Eight and ten is...

Frank Beardsley:
Ridiculous.