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Alba Bewick: In the land of the legless the one-legged woman is queen.
Alba Bewick: Imagine that, the body - in all its delicious detail - fading away leaving a skeleton with iron legs.
Oliver Deuce: Pregnant women are notoriously unreliable. Especially when they're trying to procure an abortion.