Legend of the Pearly Ivories

Randal Headman:
I love this dog. I love many things. I love my family and my cars and my house and peanuts and I love this job. It is good to love things. What do you love?

Civil:
Just don't touch my pearly ivories. They're the one beautiful thing in my life.

Thug 2:
You are a pervy little man.

Dixie:
Stealing my friend's dead dog isn't changing. That's not getting better. That's worse.