Lego Batman 2: DC Super Heroes

The Joker:
Where does he get these unbreakable toys?

Batman:
We have to stop them.

Superman:
You think...

Lex Luthor:
No, thanks. I don't want to get joy buzzed.

The Joker:
Oh, don't worry. I didn't want to shake hands, I want your watch. Nice running into you. Let's do it again, sometime.

Lex Luthor:
Oh, we will.

Superman:
Hey guys, need a hand?

Batman:
With what, parking?

Superman:
Yeah, sorry, I wanted to be there for your award, I mean Bruce Wayne's award. I got tied up.

Robin:
Me too. Kids aren't invited.

Superman:
[to Batman] I can see you smirking in there. X-ray vision.

Lex Luthor:
How would you like to be out of Arkham right now, and given a chance to take revenge on Batman and the rest of this ungrateful city?

The Joker:
I'd have to be crazy to say no to that offer. Unless you're just one of the voices in my head. In which case, I'm crazy anyway.

Robin:
Uh, Batman, maybe he can help with this. I mean, he's had a lot of experience dealing with Lex Luthor.

Batman:
We don't need him.

Robin:
Well it seems just like now we needed him.

Batman:
We would have been fine jumping off the roof.

Robin:
I think we would've broken our legs.

Batman:
We've broken our legs before.

Robin:
Yeah, but I didn't like it. I mean, if we just call him.

Batman:
Robin, we can't go through life expecting Superman or anyone else to save us whenever things get tough. The only people we can rely on is ourselves.

Superman:
[hears a Muzak version of Superman theme] What's that song? Sounds familiar.

Batman:
I don't listen to music.

The Joker:
Wait a second. What are you going to do the Dynamic Dumb-Dumb?

Lex Luthor:
Joker, I have an election to win.

The Joker:
But who will I play with if he's dead?

Lex Luthor:
Robin's still around. If we eliminate Batman, Robin will probably put on the suit and say he's Batman.

Cyborg:
So, Bats, you need a little help rebuilding the Batcave?

Batman:
No, Robin and I...

Robin:
Yes, we'd like some help. Say it with me.

Batman:
Okay, we probably could use some.

Superman:
Are you asking me? Are you asking me to help you rebuild the Batcave?

Batman:
Well, no I was asking Green Lantern.

Green Lantern:
I don't think this is your colour.

Brainiac:
I have located it...

Riddler:
Riddle me this, what's green and is in your wallet?

Citizen:
Uh, money?

Riddler:
[Steals Money] Not anymore!

Riddler:
Hide and Seek, Batman! [Runs away to hide]

Two Face:
Batman! Ain't I proud to see you. [Flips coin] No not at all.

Poison Ivy:
Hey! What's going on?

Harley Quinn:
It's a riddle!

Riddler:
Hey! That's my thing.

Harley Quinn:
You wanna play? Okay, let's play!