Life Partners

[first lines]

Sasha:
Watch where you're going, b*tch!

Paige:
What?

Sasha:
Thanks for cutting me off.

Paige:
You almost knocked my side view mirror off, slut.

Sasha:
You are lucky I have to be somewhere or I'd f*** your ass up right now.

Paige:
F*** you!

Sasha:
F*** you!

Paige:
We're still the only ones who think we're funny.

Paige:
Great, now you are just being a dick.

Tim:
Maybe I just found my dick.

Paige:
Whatever, you know, I deserve to be with somebody who appreciates me the way that I am and if you can't do that, then...

Tim:
Gotcha [slams door behind him]

Sasha:
You didn't tell her it's a set up, right?

Paige:
No, no no no, no pressure. No, but you know when heard of you guys fell in love and we went on double dates and lived happily ever after.

Sasha:
Okay, psycho.

Sasha:
Guess I should've known that as soon as you found someone else to couple up with, that you'd be done with me.

Paige:
Sasha, that is not fair. Okay yes, I am less available to you now than I was before when there was no one else in my life and we talked every night till 2 in the morning. But that was always gonna change when one of us met someone. I mean you don't talk to your friends till 2 in the morning anymore, you stop needing that.

Sasha:
But you still have that.

Paige:
What?

Sasha:
You... ah... you still talk to someone till 2 in the morning, it's just him now. Nothing changed for you. It just changed for me. Can you acknowledge that, please?

[Last lines]

Paige:
[Paige honks on Sasha] Hey, b*tch! [Sasha gets out of the car and then, Paige gets out of her car and walks to Sasha]