Alpha and Omega

Eve:
I just want to say one thing. If any of you wolves have hurt my daughter, I will personally rip out your eyes and shove 'em down your throat so you can see my claws * * * [Angrily] TEAR YOUR CARCASS OPEN!!!

Humphrey:
Looks like we're eatin' caribou tonight, boys!

Humphrey:
[The caribou are laughing at the wolves and start shaking their butts at them mockingly] Ugh, now that's a moon I don't wanna howl to.

Humphrey:
Kate's hot.

Humphrey:
[During the snow fight between Humphrey and Kate] Omega 1, Alpha 0!

Humphrey:
I mean, come on! The caribou are laughing at us. Ughh! Now that's a moon I DON'T wanna howl to.

Humphrey:
Okay, so two bears are uhh... eating a clown, and one of the bears says "Does this taste funny to you?"

Kate:
I, uh... fell in love with an Omega?

Kate:
It's ok, dad. I understand, it's... It's my responsibility

Kate:
[After her hunt is ruined by the eastern wolves] Aw, Great! My first hunt and i blew it!

Kate:
Oh, darn! Cause i wanted to tell you something

Paddy:
[When Marcel wins golf by getting a hole in one] Hole in one, sir!

Paddy:
You are relocated to ummm... [looks at Kate and chuckles] repopulate.

Mooch:
Wolf pile!

Mooch:
Exactly! Just friends. End of Story.

Salty:
I can almost taste the wind! Or is that a bug? [He spits out a fly]

Salty:
Forget about it, Humphrey! Kate's an Alpha now, and you're an Omega.

Can-Do:
I'm STILL gonna tear this snaggle tooth apart!

Reba and Janice:
Stop the insanity, go organic!

A Pawsome 3D Adventure.

Take A Ride On The Wild Side.

There's A Joker In Every Pack.

A Howling Good Time!

Eve:
[To Kate] Now, if Garth gets out of line, take those beautiful teeth of yours, go for the throat, and don't let go until the body stops shaking.

[Kate's eyes widen and she looks at Winston]

[Garth fixes Lilly's hair, and it reveals her other eye]

Garth:
[Surprised] Wow.

Lilly:
"Wow" what?

Garth:
Your eyes. They're beautiful.

Lilly:
Thanks. [she giggles softly]

[Humphrey and Kate are spinning in the air and screaming]

Humphrey:
What are you doing up here?

Kate:
I'm practice-hunting for our lunch.

Humphrey:
Oh, good. 'Cause I'm about to lose mine. [is about to throw up]

Kate:
[Worried] You are?! [Disgusted] Ew!

Humphrey:
I'll try to swallow it. [manages to swallow it]

[After Lilly pretends to be turtles]

Garth:
What else can you do?

Lilly:
I just do turtles.

Humphrey:
Oh excuse me. Got a flee. Thought you can add a little something for your big day. [puts a flower on Kate's hair]

Kate:
Thank you!

Humphrey:
Just wanna say "goodbye".

Kate:
[surprised] "Goodbye"?

Humphrey:
Yeah! I'm thinking about doing a little traveling...u know...seeing where train takes me...[sighs] and maybe i'll visit our old friends, the bears. GRRRR! Our old buddies, see how their doing... I'll tell 'em you said "hi".

[Both of the wolves laugh]

Kate:
Wait, but... you're leaving Jasper?

Humphrey:
Yeah! You know, it's a... lone wolf thing. [chuckles]

Kate:
Well, i know "Humphrey the fun-loving Omega", not "Humphrey the lone wolf".

Humphrey:
[feeling heartbroken] So, i'll be a fun-loving lone wolf. [starts to leave]

Kate:
I don't doubt that.

Humphrey:
[as Kate wakes up, after getting hit by a caribou] Kate!

Kate:
Urgghh! Humphrey?

Humphrey:
I thought i lost you.

Kate:
[looks around] Is everyone staring at us?

Humphrey:
Well... uhhh... No, not everyone... Yeah! Now they are.

Kate:
Oh darn! Cause i wanted to tell you something.

Humphrey:
[after Kate's hunt gets ruined by the eastern and a stampede shows up] Holy....

Kate:
...caribou!

Kate:
Humphrey, the train is coming!