Another Cinderella Story

Mary:
You know what really sucks about falling for a guy you know you're not right for? You fall anyways 'cause you think he might turn out to be different.

Mary:
You don't have to pretend like you like me. I've had enough charity to last a lifetime.

Joey:
(to Mary) One of the reasons I came back was to remember why I started dancing in the first place. When I'm dancing with you, I'm starting to remember.

Dominque:
You are gonna clean this room spotless in 30 minutes. Rod! [Rod leaves the room and holds his head-Dominique just threw a shrimp at him] [Dominique turns back to Mary] And your phone privileges are suspended for an entire month! Cough it up! [Mary hands over her cell and Dominique glares at her] Clean!

Da Funk:
[Brit and Bree do really bad dances] Hahahah, did you guys see that? That was just terrible. Thank God that's over.

Mary:
We keep meeting this way.

Joey:
Ha. You have shrimp in your hair.

[Mary does a fancy tango move]

Joey:
What was that?

Mary:
Guess the music just speaks to me.

Joey:
[does another fancy tango move corresponding with the one she just did] Well, I guess we don't have a language barrier.

Joey:
Why don't we pick up here tomorrow.

Mary:
As in my house or in this position?

Joey:
Ah, I'm not that type of guy.

Mary:
Hmm, I don't find that too convincing.

Bree:
You may live in the 90210, but you're still just... a zero.

Mary:
We live in the 90211, genius.

Natalia:
I'm sorry, Mary, I didn't see you standing there. It's like you were totally invisible. [walks away]

Tami:
Oh yeah, well, check out my totally invisible finger!

Dominique:
Why are you wearing my robe?

Mary:
I was admiring its silky quality.

Mary:
You need to get this thing fixed.

Tami:
Don't call it a 'thing' or she'll break down for good. You have to respect the Great Pumpkin!

Mary:
You're so weird Tama.

Tami:
Hey, do you think my leather goes with this Tutu?

Jock:
Halloween's in October, Tutu!

Tami:
Then why are you dressed like a tool?

Dustin:
Nice tutu.

Tami:
Thanks...I think?

Dustin:
My name's Dustin but people just call me "Da Funk".

Tami:
Well that's unfortunate.

[Tami hires cleaners so Mary can go to the ball]

Lead Cleaner:
You go to ball? Very nice! As van says "No mess too messy!"

Mary:
[Impressed] Okay.

[Enter Dominique's room]

Lead Cleaner:
This mess TOO MESSY!

Tami:
I love drama! It's so dramatic!