Love Leads the Way: A True Story

Restaurant Owner:
[Both men are discussing why dogs are not permitted in the restaurant]... Among other reasons, dogs have a - well, a disagreeable *odor*, for lack of a better term.

Morris Frank:
Well, do you smell anything disagreeable right now? [the other man shakes his head negatively] Neither do I. Buddy? [Buddy emerges from under the table, where she has been hidden the whole time]

Restaurant Owner:
NO DOGS ALLOWED, and that's FINAL! Now take this - this MUTT and leave, before I call the city pound.

Morris Frank:
[with a shrug] Let's go, Buddy. I know a classier place than this!