Manpower

Hank 'Gimpy' McHenry:
Johnny, what are you doing for supper tonight?

Johnny Marshall:
Oh, nothing exciting.

Hank 'Gimpy' McHenry:
Well, come on home with me.

Johnny Marshall:
Nah, it's getting to be a habit.

Hank 'Gimpy' McHenry:
What's the matter? Don't you like the food?

Johnny Marshall:
Oh sure, I like it. But if I show up at your house this week for another meal, Fay'll wind up calling the cops. And after all, you're practically still on your honeymoon.

Hank 'Gimpy' McHenry:
I'm only asking you for supper.

Fay Duval:
I don't get anything out of this joint but tired.

Man calling the power company.:
[First Lines] Power and light company? Hey, the lights are out!

Hank 'Gimpy' McHenry:
[Last Lines] Did anyone yell headache when I was coming down?

Johnny Marshall:
Sure.

Hank 'Gimpy' McHenry:
I'm glad nobody got hurt. [Hank dies]

Dolly:
You know, Smiley, there's one grand consolation about working in this dump. You can't get any lower.

Johnny Marshall:
[the phone rings] I'll get it. Oh, if it's that blonde, are you in or out?

Hank 'Gimpy' McHenry:
Well if it's her, I'm in and ready to go out!

Hank 'Gimpy' McHenry:
You know, I can't figure it. I like the dames, but they don't go for me. I'm strictly a cold wire in that department.

Johnny Marshall:
For every guy in this world, there's a dame. You just gotta wait.

Hank 'Gimpy' McHenry:
Yeah, I'm waitin'. Only I want to whisper 'I love you' with my own teeth!