Merry Christmas, Drake & Josh

Police Officer:
Uh, you can't park here.

Crazy Steve:
Put the lime in the coconut!

Josh Nichols:
I bruise like a summer peach.

Drake Parker:
So, we're screwed?

Josh Nichols:
Naw

Josh Nichols:
I love how glass sounds when you knock on it.

Josh Nichols:
You lie, I take a shoe to the nipple.

Josh Nichols:
Never put your finger in me again!

Crazy Steve:
Just stroke it to scroll.

Mary Alice:
Thats Zigfee... hes foreign!

Judge:
I said I have a but!

Drake:
[chuckles] He said he had a butt.

Josh:
Shut up.

Steve:
The cow goes moo! I was trapped in a refrigerator! I take special vitamins!

Little Boy:
When is Santa going to be here?

Steve:
Well, I don't know, but I'll bet you old Saint Nick's going to be here real soon.

Woman:
Excuse me, I distinctly ordered a diet root beer, and this tastes like sh-

Steve:
I AM TALKING TO CHILDREN!!!!

Steve:
HEY! WHAT'S UP, D AND J? GETTING READY FOR THE PARADE?

Drake:
Yeah, positively.

Steve:
OKAY, WELL I'M JUST REMINDING YOU GUYS THAT YOU NEED TO GIVE THESE KIDS THE BEST CHRISTMAS EVER IF YOU WANNA STAY OUT OF JAIL!

[last line of the film]

Drake:
So?

Josh:
So?

Drake:
Yes or no? Is this the best Christmas you ever had?

Josh:
It will be, after THIS! (throws snow at Drake)

Drake:
I'm gonna get you, Nichols!

Josh:
Bring it, Parker! (the two chase each other around)

Drake:
santas not looking for a relationship right now

Fat girl:
I want what that other girl was getting.