Miserable Marnie & The Shut In

Matilda Strauss:
Well how about this, mister officer, the next time I catch a critter roaming around my house, vandalizing my property, I'm gonna' blow their f***ing brains out!

Spencer:
Hey, Marnie, I don't want to f*** you.

Marnie Strauss:
Huh?

Spencer:
I'm sorry, I'm just not a lesbian.

Marnie Strauss:
I'm not a lesbian either...

Heather:
Yeah right! You have "Rosie" written all over you.

Heather:
On a scale of 1 to Ellen, how dykasaurus is Marnie Strauss?