Miss Monday

Roman:
[Talks to himself while practising his chat up line] Excuse me, this is going to sound strange, but, I'm not really not who I make myself out to be. I'm actually a screenwriter doing some research for my new screenplay, you wouldn't happen to be a shallow corporate b*tch would you?

Roman:
[Said after bumping into each other on street corner] Excuse me.

Gloria:
Can you watch where you're going?

Roman:
Can I watch where I'm going? Oh yeah, that is just so typical of your type.

Gloria:
My type? Some f***ing gentleman you are.

Roman:
Well maybe if you behaved like a lady, you'd get treated like one.

Gloria:
[shouts] What! Who the f*** do you think you're talking to? Who the f*** do you think you are? Why don't you just piss off you tosser.