Netherbeast Incorporated

[first lines]

Jewel Hightower:
Morning Otto.

Otto Granberry:
Good morning.

Jewel Hightower:
Long meeting, huh?

Otto Granberry:
Yeah. I don't think lunch'll ever get here.

Jewel Hightower:
You hungry?

Otto Granberry:
Little bit...

Otto Granberry:
Mike wasn't a vampire.

Turner Claymore:
If that's true, why did he recoil in terror when I shoved a crucifix in his face?

Otto Granberry:
He was Jewish.

Turner Claymore:
Here at Berm-Tech we offer you a handshake, whether you have hands, hooks, or flippers.

Turner Claymore:
Human Resources, ha, now that's irony.

Pearl Stricklett:
It'll never work. He's a vampire and I'm not.

[last lines]

Otto Granberry:
Long meeting, huh?

Pearl Stricklett:
I didn't think lunch would ever get here.

Otto Granberry:
You hungry?

Pearl Stricklett:
Starving...