The Last Detail

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
[to Seaman Laurence M. "Larry" Meadows] Boy, they really stuck it to ya, didn't they, kid! Stick it in and break it off. Up your giggy with a wah-wah brush, stick it in an' break it off.

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
[to Seaman Laurence M. "Larry" Meadows] Welcome to the wonderful world of p*ssy, kid.

Gunner's Mate First Class Richard "Mule" Mulhall:
I hate this detail. I hate this f***ing chickenshit detail!

Gunner's Mate First Class Richard "Mule" Mulhall:
[to Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky] I consider myself in jeopardy with you man, understand? In jeopardy. This ain't no farewell party n' he ain't retirin'. Understand? He's a prisoner n' we're takin' 'im to the jailhouse. N' you have a tendency to forget that. You're a menace, man. You ain't no simple sh*t Bad-Ass, you're a motherf***in' menace. But from now on, MAA can go piss up a rope! You ain't no honcho! N' I wanna hear no more of this horseshit psychology jive! No more turnin' that boy's head around to prove what a f***in' big man you are! You're a lifer like me! Navy's the best thing ever happened to me, n' I don't want'cha to f*** me up, y'understand?

Gunner's Mate First Class Richard "Mule" Mulhall:
We'd better catch that train.

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
We still got time for a beer.

Gunner's Mate First Class Richard "Mule" Mulhall:
Now wait a minute, man...

Seaman Laurence M. "Larry" Meadows:
I ain't old enough.

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
Ain't old enough for what?

Seaman Laurence M. "Larry" Meadows:
For a beer.

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
Everybody's old enough for a beer. Ain't that right, Mule?

Gunner's Mate First Class Richard "Mule" Mulhall:
Yeah.

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
I am the motherf***ing shore patrol, motherf***er! I am the motherf***ing shore patrol! Give this man a beer.

Seaman Laurence M. "Larry" Meadows:
I don't want a beer.

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
You're gonna have a f***in' beer!

Seaman Laurence M. "Larry" Meadows:
Hey, you guys mind if I say somethin'? That guy at the bar, why did you get so mad at him? I don't blame him not givin' me a beer.

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
Hey, don't you never get mad at nobody?

Seaman Laurence M. "Larry" Meadows:
Well, sure I do, yeah.

Gunner's Mate First Class Richard "Mule" Mulhall:
Who do you get mad at?

Seaman Laurence M. "Larry" Meadows:
Not at somebody who's doing their job.

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
Who, then?

Seaman Laurence M. "Larry" Meadows:
Injustice.

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
Bullshit! You never get mad at nobody. You're just a p*ssy!

Seaman Laurence M. "Larry" Meadows:
I do too get mad.

Gunner's Mate First Class Richard "Mule" Mulhall:
Did you ever get mad at the old man for what he done to you?

Seaman Laurence M. "Larry" Meadows:
Well, he was just...

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
...doin' his job. Hey, they're gonna take eight years outta your life, man.

Seaman Laurence M. "Larry" Meadows:
Six years. You said six!

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
Hey, what the f*** difference does it make? You don't even care about it.

Gunner's Mate First Class Richard "Mule" Mulhall:
Come on, Badass, that don't help him.

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
F*** help, f*** fair! F*** injustice! Don't you ever just wanna f***in' whomp and stomp on someone, bite off their ear, just to do it...? I mean just to do it, just to get it out of your system?

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
Now don't worry about a thing. I'm hustling this guy, you understand? I got him right where I want him.

Gunner's Mate First Class Richard "Mule" Mulhall:
Maybe he's hustling you.

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
Yeah. Maybe he is, but, uh, this is not the time to argue about because if I don't win, we don't leave New York, huh?

Seaman Laurence M. "Larry" Meadows:
[looking at porn] Are they really doing that when they take that picture?

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
[pause] Well kid, there's more things in this life than you can possibly imagine. I knew a whore once in Wilmington. She had a glass eye... used to take it out and wink people off for a dollar.

A woman hears Meadows chanting and invites him to a party.

Seaman Laurence M. "Larry" Meadows:
Drop your socks and grab your c*cks, we're going to a party.

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
If this kid gets p*ssy out of this, I'll eat my f***ing flat hat, man.

Seaman Laurence M. "Larry" Meadows:
If you're Catholic, do you think it's, uh, sacrilegious to chant?

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
Did it get you laid?

Seaman Laurence M. "Larry" Meadows:
No.

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
Then Meadows, what the f*** do you want to go on chanting for?

Gunner's Mate First Class Richard "Mule" Mulhall:
Chant your ass off, kid. But any p*ssy you get in this world, you gonna have to pay for, one way or another.

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
Hallelujah!

Young Whore:
Jesus Christ! That's what I call quick.

'Seaman Laurence M. "Larry" Meadows has just prematurely ejaculated.

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
You wanna try it again, kid?

Seaman Laurence M. "Larry" Meadows:
Yeah.

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
[to prostitute] Okay, honey.

Gunner's Mate First Class Richard "Mule" Mulhall:
Don't worry about it, kid... plenty more where that came from.

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
We got all night, kid.

Gunner's Mate First Class Richard "Mule" Mulhall:
You ever been married?

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
Not so you'd notice.

Seaman Laurence M. "Larry" Meadows:
After... after... well maybe it was an act for her. I mean I know she was a whore. B ut I think she liked me.

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
They got feelings just like everybody else, kid; she probably did.

Seaman Laurence M. "Larry" Meadows:
Well, it was real for me. That's what counts.

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
He don't stand a chance in Portsmouth, you know. You know that, don't you? Goddamn grunts, kickin' the sh*t outta him for eight years... he don't stand a chance.

Gunner's Mate First Class Richard "Mule" Mulhall:
I don't want to hear about it.

Signalman First Class Billy L. "Badass" Buddusky:
"Maggot" this, "maggot" that... Marines are really a**holes, you know that? It takes a certain kind of a sadistic temperament to be a Marine.