Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge

[after seeing the monsterious Kraken emerge from the ocean towards his ship]

Capt. Edward Reynolds:
Oh no, this is getting f***ing ridiculous!

Marco:
Wu, reload those guns! Your captain is about to get eaten by a giant sea squid! Now is not the time to talk about this, Wu! Wu? Wu, can you hear me?

Wu Chow:
[enters] I can hear you!

Marco:
What are you doing up here on deck? Get down below and load those guns!

Wu Chow:
Not until you agree to marry my sister.

Ai Chow:
Yes, agree to marry me.

Marco:
Okay, yes. I'll marry her. If it makes you feel any better, I'll marry you. Now, go down there and load those weapons!

Wu Chow:
[exits] You don't have to shout!

Capt. Edward Reynolds:
Her weakness is chow mein?

Wu Chow:
Yes captain.

Capt. Edward Reynolds:
Jules! We're gonna need a shitload of chow mein!

Jules Steel:
Edward, he's joking.

Wu Chow:
Ya! Just because I'm Chinese doesn't mean I know every Chinese captain!