Popcorn

Katerina:
There may be three holes, but you only get to use two.

Katerina:
You look tired... stressed... tense.

Kris:
Yeah. That's because I am.

Katerina:
Well... I don't wear the uniform for nothing. Do you want to play doctor?

Kris:
Now? With everything that's... going on?

Katerina:
Well I'm sure I can make you feel better.

Kris:
Screw doctor. Let's play gynecologist.

Jeannie:
[Cheerfully] Hi!

Lo:
How you doing?

Jeannie:
How are you doing what? What you reading for?

Lo:
Don't you mean "What am I reading?"

Jeannie:
No, I can see the title of the book from here.

Lo:
Well, I'm reading to improve my mind, so I don't have to work as an usher for the rest of my life.

Jeannie:
Oh. I just thought you might be revising for a test or something.

Jeannie:
Your right. I don't find myself mentally challenged by this job. But I'd like to be mentally challenged.

Jeannie:
Lo?

Lo:
Yeah?

Jeannie:
What does "anal" mean?

Katerina:
Ya know, I complain about them making us wear these outfits if I didn't look so unbelievably hot... 'cept I hate my crappy hair.

Jeannie:
Yeah, I know what you mean. But messy's OK. Some guys like that.

Katerina:
It's lucky most guys like stupid.

Jeannie:
My last boyfriend used to say, I had the mind of a saint, the eyes of an angel and the smile of a princess.

Katerina:
What did he say about your worn out rectum?

Jeannie:
It was never mentioned.

Katerina:
At least I'm not some cheap blond bimbo.

Jeannie:
Dunno why everyone keeps calling me that. I mean... I know I'm not a bimbo, and I know I'm not blond.

[Jeannie lifts her nurses skirt in front of Lo]

Yukino Girl:
Hi.

Danny:
Hi. Love the outfit. Yukino?

Yukino Girl:
Your the first person to get it. Would sorta like your outfit as well but it's...

[the camera moves down to Danny standing in his read underwear]

Danny:
I didn't even know this was a fancy dress party.

Yukino Girl:
You mean you wore those to work?

Danny:
Yes. Yeah, I did. And I'm gonna have to wear them again tomorrow too.

Yukino Girl:
Well, it's what's inside that counts.

Danny:
Tell me, do you watch a lot of movies?

Yukino Girl:
Would you hate me if I said no?

Danny:
No. Not at all. In fact, that's the best "no" I've ever had.

Yukino Girl:
Cool.

Katerina:
These are the two worst trash-talkers ever! C'mon! Call her a "dirty hoe" or "leaky box"!

Danny:
Annie, you look fantastic.

Annie:
I saw you, on the big screen. With Suki.

Danny:
I, um, I'm not really good with words.

Annie:
Try these. Filthy, sneaky, vile, foul, loathsome, mischievous, bloody, bastard, a**hole, two-faced f***er!

[Annie looks up and sees Katerina nodding to her so she continues]

Annie:
*Really* two-faced f***er!

[Katerina motions the 'slap him' motion. Annie slaps Danny]