Pooh's Grand Adventure: The Search for Christopher Robin

Pooh:
Today, I should say, is a good day for being Pooh.

Pooh:
[sad that Christopher Robin is gone] Christopher Robin... My very best, best friend. [looks at tree]

Pooh:
We are braver than a bee, and a... longer than a tree, and taller than a goose... or is it a moose?

Tigger:
Hmm... I wonder what's causin' this tail to fail? Maybe, it just doesn't have what it takes. (Branch creaks) Yikes! (stares at screen and goes down) CHRISTOPHER ROBIN!

Pooh:
Tigger, of all the safer places to be, I don't think this is one. You could fall.

Tigger:
You know what they say "What doesn't bounce up has gotta fall down"

Rabbit:
No time for this! We had too many delays so you just bounce outta there this moment!

Tigger:
No way the wind isn't right!

Piglet:
But there isn't any wind.

Tigger:
OK OK ya got me. The truth is my tail doesn't have enough strength! (Crying)

Tigger:
Christopher Robin. Christopher Robin. Come out, come out, wherever you aren't. [gets scared by bats and runs away]

Pooh:
Tigger?

[Rabbit still screams cuz he's in the hole. Piglet slips and slides all over]

Pooh:
Piglet?

[Piglet lands on Eeyore's bottom and Eeyore panics]

Eeyore:
WHOA!!!!! Yow!!!!!

Pooh:
Eeyore!!!!

Tigger:
Did you hear that? The Skull-A-Saurus.... He got Pooh.

Tigger:
Well, of course it's mine. It's got my name scribbled all over it. [scarfs down some honey] T, I, Double Guh -- [reacts] Honey!? Yuck! Ptooey! Blah! [spits it all out] Tiggers do not like honey!

Tigger:
Where will we get the strength...to go on without him? [sobs]

Tigger:
And when piglet gets sick of you...[sobs] we can take over.

Tigger:
Poor guy. His very little brain is half gone with grief.

Owl:
Aha! I discovered where he went. An O, another O and..(Gasp) Oh my!

Pooh:
What is it, Owl? Where is it?

Owl:
Somewhere bad, I fear.

Pooh:
How bad?

Owl:
On a scale of 1 to 10, it's not good.

Eeyore:
I said ouch. [everyone fell into river of mud]

Eeyore:
Christopher Robin. Yoo-hoo! [screams as the path breaks]

Rabbit:
What's that?

Piglet:
OH DEAAAR!

(Eeyore finally stops falling and has moose ears)

Rabbit:
There's nothing to be afraid of it's just the wind! That's right it's nothing nothing at all (Falls into a hole and screams)

Pooh:
Rabbit?

Piglet:
I could almost hear Pooh cheering for us.

Piglet:
What's going on, please?!

Owl:
[reads the note wrong] "Dear Pooh," it begins, "Worry about me. I'm going far away. Help!" and the note is signed: "Cramfobbin Bobin"? Oh,"Christopher Robin."

Rabbit:
Christopher Robin?

Piglet:
Gone far away? What a frightful thought

Owl:
"I discovered where he went! [reads the note] An O,another O and... [gasps] Oh my..."

Rabbit:
[after his last carrot is stuck to the ground] It doesn't matter whether you think you're ripe! This is Rabbit's garden, and Rabbit does his harvest by the BOOK!

Rabbit:
I could read it with my eyes closed. [mutters as everyone stares] Well, I could've read it if Tigger hadn't bounced me so.

Rabbit:
That Owl. I knew Skull had another Y in it.

Rabbit:
[singing] Never trust that thing between your ears Brains will get you nowhere fast my dears Haven't had a need for mine in years On the page is where the truth appears If it says so then it it so If it is so so it is A thought's not fit to think til it's printed in ink Never differ from or doubt it or go anywhere without it Thank goodness we have this

Christopher Robin:
You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think.

Christopher Robin:
Pooh Bear, what if some day there came a tomorrow when we were apart?

Christopher Robin:
I'll always be with you, I'll always be with you, always be with you.

Piglet:
HEEEEELP!

Tigger:
Relax, Piglet ol' pal. There's no difference between falling a thousand feet to the jagged rocks below and tumbling out of bed.

Piglet:
Oh. Really?

Tigger:
Sure. [Laughs then clears throat] Except for the splat at the end they're practically similar.

Piglet:
(smile, frown) CHRISTOPHER ROBIN!

Tigger:
Clutched in the throes of terror eh? Guess I just better bounce up there and get him down Stand back This is gonna take a world's record bounce!

Winnie the Pooh:
You're just in time for the best part of the day!

Christopher Robin:
And what time is that?

Winnie the Pooh:
When you and me become we.

Christopher Robin:
Where is Pooh?

Piglet:
Oh Christopher Robin. The skullasaurus gobbled him up.

Christopher Robin:
The what?

[a roar is heard, everyone ran in panic]

Tigger:
I'm gonna miss that bear. [sniffles]

Piglet:
Oh Pooh....

[a huge gwythaints is roaring off screen]

Rabbit:
Now that sounds like a wicked sharp teeth..... Up there! The eye of the skull!

Piglet:
WHAT EVER WILL WE DO?!

Eeyore:
Well, we could get the kid outta there. If anybody has any ideas how to get up there, that is.

Tigger:
The map. What does it say?

Rabbit:
Oh, it's useless. There's nothing in here about how to get up there. I guess I have to figure it all by myself. Can I do that?

Tigger:
Yeah, can he do that?

Rabbit:
I could try, for Pooh.

Pooh:
Fank you, Wabbit.

Christopher Robin:
[singing] One thing you should know, no matter where I go. We'll always be together.

Both:
Forever and ever.

Christopher Robin:
Where is Pooh?

Piglet:
Oh, Christopher Robin. The skullasaurus gobbled him up.

Christopher Robin:
The what?

[a roar is heard, everyone runs in panic]

Christopher Robin:
[laughs] That's no skullasaurus. There's only one thing that makes a sound like that. The rumbly tumbly of a hungry-for-honey Pooh-Bear.

Tigger:
There's no difference between falling a thousand feet to the jagged rocks below and tumbling out of bed.

Piglet:
Oh. Really?

Tigger:
Sure. [Laughs then clears throat] Except for the splat at the end they're practically similar.

Eeyore:
[Muffering]

Tigger:
What’s the donkey boy saying?

Eeyore:
[Let’s go from the branch] I said ‘ouch’.

'Pooh, Tigger, Piglet, Rabbit, and Eeyore:
[falling in the mud screaming]

[Piglet, having woken up, comes out of the cave yawning. His face changes from happy to scared when he realizes something. Piglet turns around and sees something above him.]

Piglet:
[Horrified] OH, DEAR!

[Pooh and Rabbit are sleeping when they are awoken by Piglet's babbling hysterically.]

Pooh:
[Hears Piglet's babbling hysterically] Piglet?

[Piglet runs around babbling hysterically.]

Rabbit:
[To Piglet, annoyed] Try to be specific!

[Piglet continues babbling hysterically as Tigger and Eeyore, having also woken up, approach him, Pooh, and Rabbit.]

Piglet:
[Lands on Pooh's arm and points at the cave] Skull.

[Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, and Eeyore turn around and scream in horror at the sight of Skull Cave.]

Tigger:
Christopher Robin's in the eye of that thing? How we gonna get way up there?

Pooh:
By going– in there?

Tigger:
But it's dark.

Piglet:
And f-f-f-frightful.

Rabbit:
And we have no idea what we'll f-find.

[The five hear the stomach rumbling sound.]

Eeyore:
But we know what's gonna find us. [Runs into the cave]

Piglet:
[Runs into the cave after Eeyore] The skullasaurus!

[Pooh, Tigger, and Rabbit run into the cave after Piglet and Eeyore.]

Eeyore:
[While going with the others to the cave] End of the road. Nothing to do. And no hope of things getting better. [Beat] Sounds like Saturday night at my house.