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Boondock Saints Quotes (1999)
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Famous Boondock Saints Quotations
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Charismatic young stars Sean Patrick Flanery and Norman Reedus play two Irish brothers, Connor and Murphy, who believe themselves ordained by God to rid the world of evil men. Their first killing is in self-defense; but after that, they start killing with devotion, gunning down a summit of the Russian mafia. Willem Dafoe plays a gay FBI agent (he listens to opera while examining crime scenes) who knows what the boys are doing but feels that their vigilante tactics are necessary. There's not much plot to The Boondock Saints--it's mostly a series of violent scenes in which the boys are partially ingenious and partially lucky. The movie seems to want to provoke debate about vigilantism, but the scenario is too implausible to stir any real controversy. The peculiar mix of earnestness and machismo will not appeal to everyone, but it's certainly unique and may acquire a cult following. --Bret Fetzer
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- Augustus DiStephano: Your father and I used him three times in twenty years, only when things got totally fucked. Whenever we needed one of our own bumped off, we called this guy in. He had a thing for clipping wiseguys, but only one rule: No women, no kids. Believe me, kid, you don't want this guy unless you are one hundred percent sure you need him. He's a fucking monster.
Murphy: The hits just keep on coming. I love our new job. »
- Connor:
Connor: »
- Connor: Destroy all that which is evil.
Murphy: So that which is good may flourish. »
- Connor: Donna's gonna be angry about her cat.
Rocco: Fuck, she's on every drug known to man. She'd have sold the thing for a dime-bag. Screw her.
Rocco: I do kinda feel like an asshole, though.
Connor: Yeah, Roc, you sound real remorseful there. »
- Connor: How far are we going to take this, Da?
Il Duce: The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far as is needed? »
- Connor: It's like a scumbag yard sale.
Murphy: We should come down here once a week and clean house. »
- Connor: It's the real deal, Roc. Evil man, dead man. »
- Connor: Jesus. He brought a six-shooter.
Murphy: There's nine bodies, genius.
Connor: What the fuck were you going to do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man? »
- Connor: Now Roc... are you sure that you're obee-kaybee? »
- Connor: Now you will receive us.
Murphy: We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.
Connor: We do not want your tired and sick.
Murphy: It is your corrupt we claim.
Connor: It is your evil that will be sought by us.
Murphy: With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Connor: Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.
Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.
Connor: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.
Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth, not to push the bounds and cross over, in to true corruption, into our domain.
Connor: For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.
Murphy: And we will send you to whatever god you wish. »
- Connor: These decent men with loving families, they go home every day after work, and turn on the news and you know what they see? They see rapists and murderers and child molestors and they're all getting' out of jail.
Murphy: "Mafiosos," getting' caught with 20 kilos, getting' out on bail. Same fucking day.
Connor: And everyone, everywhere thinks the same thing: that someone should just go kill those mother fuckers.
Murphy: Kill 'em all. Admit it, even you've thought about it. »
- Connor: We haven't really figured out a system to decide who.
Rocco: Me. I'm the guy. I know everyone. I know their habits, who they hang out with. I got phone numbers, addresses. I know who they're fucking, I know where they live. We could kill EVERYONE.
Murphy: So what do you think?
Connor: I'm strangely comfortable with it. »
- Connor: Well, "Name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fucking rope for."
Murphy: That was way easier than I thought it would be.
Connor: Aye.
Murphy: On TV you always have that guy that jumps over the sofa...
Connor: And then you've got to shoot at him for ten fucking minutes.
Murphy: We're good.
Connor: Yes, we are. »
- Connor: What the fuck are you doing?
Rocco: ...I'll tip her. »
- Connor: You know what we need? Some rope.
Murphy: What are you, insane?
Connor: No, I'm serious. Charlie Bronson's always got a rope. In the movies, they've always got rope and they always end up using it.
Murphy: That's stupid. Name one fucking thing you're gonna need a rope for.
Connor: It's not what they need it for, they just always need it.
Murphy: What's this "they" shit? This isn't a movie.
Connor: Oh, is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right, get your stupid fucking rope. »
- Detective Duffy: This was their target, the fag-man.
Paul Smecker: The what-man?
Detective Duffy: The fat man.
Paul Smecker: Well, well. Freud was right. »
- Detective Greenly: I ain't getting him no fucking bagel. »
- Detective Greenly: These guys are miles away by now, but if you want to beat your head against a wall, here's what you're looking for: They're scared, like two little bunny rabbits. Anything in a uniform or flashing blue lights is gonna spook 'em. Ok? So the only thing we can do is put a potato on a string and drag it through South Boston. And thanks for comin' out.
Murphy: You'd probably have better luck with beer.
Connor: Aye, you would.
Detective Greenly: Fuck.
Paul Smecker: Hey Greenly; onion bagel, cream cheese. »
- Detective Greenly: Tooralooraloora! »
- Detective Greenly: What if it was one guy with six guns?
Paul Smecker: Why don't you let me do the thinking, huh, genius? »
- Detective Greenly: Where you goin'? Nowhere. »
- Doc: Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here? »
- Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh... sh... sh... ships.
Rocco: I got to buy you a proverb book or something, because this mix 'n' match shit's got to go.
Doc: What?
Connor: Well, a penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen. »
- Il Duce: And no man shall shed blood, but by man shall his blood be shed. »
- Il Duce: Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God. »
- Il Duce: When I vest my flashing sword, and my hand takes hold in judgment, I will take vengeance upon mine enemies, and I will repay those who haze me. Oh Lord, raise me to Thy right hand and count me among Thy saints. »
- Il Duce: You must watch, dear. It'll all be over soon. »
- Mackiepenny: Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For Thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, now and forever. Amen. »
- Monsignor: We must always fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil that we must fear the most, and that is the indifference of good men.
Connor: I do believe the monsignor's finally got the point.
Murphy: Aye. »
- Murphy: Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. »
- Murphy: I can't believe that just fucking happened!
Rocco: Is it dead? »
- Murphy: Kind of liberating, isn't it?
Rocco: You know, it is a bit. »
- Murphy: So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team. »
- Murphy: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. »
- Murphy: We're sorta like 7-11. We're not always doin' business, but we're always open.
Connor: That was nicely put. »
- Murphy: Where the fuck are you going?
Connor: Shhh. I'm trying to figure some shit out, so keep your trap shut.
Murphy: Ahh, fuck you. I'm sweatin' my ass off carrying your fuckin' rope around. Must weigh 30 lbs...
Connor: Shhh. You're fucking shit up now, so get a-fucking-hold of yourself!
Murphy: Oh, FUCK YOU! I'm not the rope totin', Charlie Bronson-wannabe getting us fucking lost!
Connor: Would you shut it?
Connor: Jesus Christ! »
- Murphy: Yeah, it's St. Patty's Day, everyone's Irish tonight. Why don't you just pull up a stool and have a drink with us? »
- Paul Smecker: Good shooting, shitty shooting. »
- Paul Smecker: Greenly, the day I want the Boston Police to do my thinking for me is the day I will have a fucking tag on my toe. »
- Paul Smecker: I put evil men behind bars, but the law has miles of red tape and loopholes for these cocksuckers to slip through. »
- Paul Smecker: Just pour the drink, you fairy fuck. »
- Paul Smecker: Looks like we've got ourselves a cowboy. »
- Paul Smecker: So Duffy, have any theories to go with that tie? »
- Paul Smecker: So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns, and he was a senior frigging citizen? »
- Paul Smecker: Television is the explanation for this. You see this in bad television. Little assault guys creeping through the vents, coming in through the ceiling - that James Bond shit never happens in real life, professionals don't do that. »
- Paul Smecker: There was a FIRE FIGHT. »
- Paul Smecker: We'll start the ass-kissing with you. »
- Paul Smecker: What are you doing?
Paul Smecker: Cuddle? What a fag. »
- Paul Smecker: Why don't you get me a cup of coffee?
Detective Greenly: Who the hell is this...?
Paul Smecker: Cafe latte.
Detective Greenly: What the fuck...?
Paul Smecker: Twist of lemon.
Detective Greenly: Chief, what the fuck is this?
Paul Smecker: Sweet'N Low. »
- Paul Smecker: You know, you Irish cops are perking up. That's two sound theories in one day, neither of which deal with abnormally sized men. Kind of makes me feel like Riverdancing. »
- Rocco: Boy, you guys sure did a good job. Ah shit, you guys are good huh? Cool masks. Where'd you get 'em? »
- Rocco: Feels like it's still there.
Connor: Yeah, well it's not. »
- Rocco: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks...
Rocco: fuck!
Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word. »
- Rocco: Hey Boris, what would you do if I told you your Pinko Commie mother sucked so much dick, her face looked like an egg? »
- Rocco: Hey fuck-ass, gimme a beer. »
- Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie bitch.
Donna: What? Why?
Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship. »
- Rocco: Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't even go to the store to get a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've fucked. »
- Rocco: They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it. »
- Rocco: This guy takes out a whole family... wife, kids, everybody... like he's ordering fucking pizza. »
- Rocco: Wyatt-fuckin-Earp! »
- The Priest: Would they ever harm an innocent person for any reason?
Paul Smecker: No, they would never do that.
Paul Smecker: Well, the two Irish guys wouldn't, the Italian guy, he might, he's kind of an idiot. »
- Yakavetta: He's happy now, just killing us one by one. And worse, he's good at it. »
- Yakavetta: I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.
Rocco: Uh, OK. There's these three guys walking on the beach, a spic, a white guy, and a black guy.
Yakavetta: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right. So they find this pot, rub it, and a genie comes out. The genie says, "You can wish for whatever you want." So he asks the Mexican what he wants, and he says "I want all my people in America to be happy and free, and in Mexico." So the genie goes poof. It's done. Then he says to the black guy...
Vincenzo Lipazzi: Nigger.
Rocco: Yeah, right, he says to the nigger "What do you want?" and the nigger says, "I want all my nigger brothers to be back in Africa, and happy and free and everything." So the genie goes poof. And they're all back in Africa. So... I'm not funny today, really, this joke sucks, I know...
Yakavetta: Continue the joke.
Rocco: Uh, so he says to the white guy, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy says, "Wait, you mean to tell me that all the spics and niggers are out of America?" The genie goes yeah, and the white guy says, uh, "I'll have a Coke, then." »
- Yakavetta: The 90's are killing me. I shouldn't have done that. You're not supposed to tell a guy you're gonna kill him no more. I got to tiptoe through the tulips with these assholes. Taking all the fun out of the job. »
- Yakavetta: You insignifi-CUNT, little fuck! »
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