Roy Chubby Brown: Saturday Night Beaver

Roy 'Chubby' Brown:
A pal of mine does that all the time, you know he always goes to the cinema - 'cause it's half price you see - he's unemployed so he gets in for half price. But the thing is, you know, when I bump into him, he talks in f***ing riddles. I bumped into him in ASDA the other morning, and this is how the conversation went; He said: "Hey Chubbs, you know Once Upon a Time in America MY Cousin Vinny was Home Alone, Rocky was Home Alone 2. This is The Greatest Story Ever Told. This is a Love Story about An Innocent Man. When Harry Met Sally in Philadelphia it was a Fatal Attraction, 'cause she was a Pretty Woman with E.T.".

Roy 'Chubby' Brown:
I said "E.T.?"

Roy 'Chubby' Brown:
He said "Extra Tit. She was a Single White Female with a Death Wish. She Deceived Alfie The Jazz Singer with her Dirty Dancing and Indecent Proposal. She gave Personal Services to A Few Good Men - Batman, Rain Man, City Slickers, she was no Fish Called Wanda, she was no Jewel in the Crown, but she f***ed like a Roger Rabbit. On Friday the 13th her Bodyguard, Last of the Mohicans caused Cape Fear with his War of the Roses. He informed The Godfather, Scarface - like Gorillas in the Mist, they were looking for Revenge. You see Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves was Down and Out in Beverly Hills too, took Planes, Trains & Automobiles to Manhattan On the Waterfront. They met, On Golden Pond, Lethal Weapon 1, 2 and 3. But a miracle happened on 42nd Street - Yentl was on Schindler's List, was Entertaining Mr. Sloane, the Robocop, went A Bridge too Far, told Forrest Gump, the Accidental Hero. He said Tootsie, Tootsie, Tootsie, don't Look Back in Anger, look Back to the Future. You're Twins, you're Next of Kin, you were Switched at Birth. Just Throw Momma from the Train. She was determined This Shouldn't Happen to a Vet. Your daddy two shoes Uncle Buck took A Passage to India, to The Land that Time Forgot, Beyond the Stars, to be like Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and live happily ever after!"