Rupan sansei: Harimao no zaiho wo oe!!

Inspector Koichi Zenigata:
The sound of the seagulls, the wind off the canals, slurping noodles, looking over the beautiful city of Amsterdam... this is the life! I'm the luckiest guy in the ICPO!

Arsene Lupin III:
[sees the monkey statue on a ramen pot] Pops, what... what is that?

Inspector Koichi Zenigata:
This is my fancy ramen noodle holder! Nice, huh? [Lupin makes a grab for the statue]

Inspector Koichi Zenigata:
NO YOU DON'T! Keep your hands off it!

Arsene Lupin III:
[whines] But I want it...

Arsene Lupin III:
[bluffing about the statue] It's one of my old good-luck charms...

Inspector Koichi Zenigata:
What is it?

Arsene Lupin III:
Well, it belongs to my mother's uncle's second wife's father...

Inspector Koichi Zenigata:
Like I believe THAT!

Arsene Lupin III:
Ah, you left me no choice... [removes his cuffs]

Inspector Koichi Zenigata:
[at a restaurant] Hey waiter, I don't want a glass of water, I said I want hot water! Hot water for my NOODLES, okay?

Inspector Koichi Zenigata:
[to Goering] You have the right to remain silent, but if you ever wanna to be set for parole you're gonna start talking! I need to finish this case quickly so I can catch Lupin! He's already got a good head start!... You want some noodles?

Goering:
They say the heart stops beating before you hit the ground. Let me KNOW! [throws Lupin out a window, Lupin snags his necktie with a grappling hook]

Arsene Lupin III:
Find out FOR YOURSELF! [pulls out Goering]

[interrogation]

Inspector Koichi Zenigata:
How long you been riding the Lupin Express?

Diana:
Excuse me, but I've never seen this man before today!

Inspector Koichi Zenigata:
Come on, Lupin, what does this woman have to do with this?

Arsene Lupin III:
Okay, Pops, here's the deal: we've been dating each other for about six months. From the start, it was kismet. She may be feisty, and a bit on the hairy side, but...

Diana:
[slaps Lupin] Who are you calling hairy?

Inspector Koichi Zenigata:
Who cares? It's obvious that the two of you are in this TOGETHER! I'm taking the two of you to Paris so they can throw the book at you!

Diana:
I-AM-NOT-WITH-HIIMMM!

Inspector Koichi Zenigata:
I DON'T WANNA HEAR ANYMORE!

[Goering orders his troops to take the pretty lady hostage... they pick Diana over Fujiko]

Fujiko Mine:
I'M the pretty one!

Inspector Koichi Zenigata:
Lupin the Third, you're under arrest! [handcuffs Goering]

Arsene Lupin III:
I'm hurt! How could you possibly think that guy was me?

Inspector Koichi Zenigata:
Sorry, force of habit!

Goemon Ishikawa XIII:
Heart of stone. [slashes ice underneath a squad of police cars]