Border Legion 
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Oscar 'Red' McGooney: I've worked my way up from a common horse thief to a ten-notch man.
Oscar 'Red' McGooney: She's out like your last match on a windy night. I got to get the doc!
Officer Willets: Of all the lug-headed sheriffs I've ever saw, you western ones are the dumbest!
Sheriff Amos Link: I can't ask men to drive them wagons into certain death!
Dr. Stephen Kellogg, aka Steve Kells: Some men, Sheriff, aren't worth asking.
Honest John Whittaker: And another thing - all horses must be kept off the sidewalks. And last and most important, saloons is to be kept closed between five and six in the morning. You got to sweep 'em out sometime!
Hurricane Hattie McGuire: Stand back! I ain't gonna have no bloodshed here. I just had the place scrubbed!
Honest John Whittaker: Hey, you're a little mite polite for a native. From the east, ain't ya? Which part?
Dr. Stephen Kellogg, aka Steve Kells: All of me.
Honest John Whittaker: Miss Hurricane, where I come from chivalry is not dead.
Hurricane Hattie McGuire: Well, in this territory they got it gaspin' for breath!
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