Smokin' Aces

Buddy "Aces" Israel:
What do you see right now? You see exactly and only what I choose to show you. That is illusion, Ivy. That is the lie that I tell your eyes. Makin' the magic happen in the moment, in that split second you can see past this motherf***er and find that's all bullshit. I can shape it, I can shift it, I can make it as real as this room. That is why I am valuable here Ivy, and that is why you are not. I am sorry. I love you. I never wanted it to be like this, you know that.

Buddy "Aces" Israel:
Hugo, you're looking at me like I just asked you the f***ing square root of something. What did you say to Mecklen on the little motherf***ing machine?!

Buddy "Aces" Israel:
Are you a colossal f***ing idiot?

Buddy "Aces" Israel:
[mimicking Russian accent] A cinammon roll, the roll of the cinammon? That looks like a jizz. Yeah, Eastern European jizz. That looks like some f***head shot his load on a $12,000 calf skin jacket. The twist is it's my $12,000 calf skin jacket. Okay so you got the semen. You got the human ejaculate that has been allowed to sink in for seven hours alright, work it's way into the fabric f***ing fibers.

Buddy "Aces" Israel:
Hugo, there isn't a f***ing laundry detergent or cleaning product known to man that will get that clean. Some sh*t, suffice it to say, just don't wash out.

Buddy "Aces" Israel:
Do I believe in loyalty?

Buddy "Aces" Israel:
These flowers have wilted. Call the florist.

Buddy "Aces" Israel:
And I say this from the bottom of my heart: retire.

Buddy "Aces" Israel:
We just gotta keep ourselves together. Stay with me. Stay with me man. Hugo, you with me? You with me baby?

Buddy "Aces" Israel:
We're almost home.

Buddy "Aces" Israel:
[last words] Forgive me.

Agent Messner:
Oh, you're f***ing sick, man. Hey and don't put it up against the water there. Don't even let it rub shoulders with it.

Agent Messner:
We're getting robbed here, man. Sixteen hours of staring at Sparraza's house and this guy's got hookers up there fist fighting.

Agent Messner:
Put that gun down or I'll f***ing drain you.

Agent Messner:
You are going to tell me why no call was made to inform us that the Israel situation had been altered. Why I and my partner and friend, who's body is going into a furnace tomorrow, weren't f***ing contacted.

Agent Messner:
Make it make sense.

Agent Messner:
Shitcan the cue card rhetoric and talk to me like a man.

Jack Dupree:
So there it is. The bond on Buddy Israel expires in eightteen hours, after that it's jump ball.

Jack Dupree:
For some f***ing reason the wise guys love him. They think he's a mystic you know, something special.

Jack Dupree:
How about the Tremor brothers? Three of them. Same skank mom, different deadbeat dads. They're used for that suicide style, kamikhaze sh*t. You heard about that dinner club in Cleveland, right? Well the Tremor brothers go rip sh*t riot on the whole f***ing place. Seven dead, twenty-eight wounded. All to get this one f***ing guy. Of course in the melee one of them gets shot in the neck passes out, the other gets blowback from a jammed piece is temporarily blinded, the last takes a bullet in the back, can't walk. These are speed freak, neo nazi a**holes who read and recite Mein Kampf like it was mother goose, they're meaner than sh*t, they're dumber than hell. And these motherf***ers will go megaton at the drop of a hat.

Jack Dupree:
Rip hand to god you've got nothing to worry about. Yeah, I've assembled a team. We're gonna go in and get this guy Israel and everyone is gonna leave the theater grinning.

Agent Carruthers:
Why don't you talk a little louder, Steve? Just keep your f***ing voice down.

Agent Carruthers:
Israel's awake. There was apparently a fight with some prostitutes, but he wasn't involved.

Agent Carruthers:
I'm gonna get to Israel before they do.

Agent Carruthers:
[While reaching for his gun] How long have you been working here?...Bill?

Agent Carruthers:
[Last words] Mortal. Mortal.

Georgia Sykes:
You got the .50. What you trying to shoot a jumbo jet out the sky?

Georgia Sykes:
These two dudes are just lying in the elevator all shot up. What ever it was, it got way past words.

Georgia Sykes:
Man are these feds fake or for real, Sharice? Please Sharice?

Georgia Sykes:
[while in a standoff with an enraged Messner.] I didn't kill your man downstairs I found him like that. Whether you believe or not, man that sh*t ain't even important. We can either work this out and live or we can keep doin' the same sh*t we been doin'. Now I don't have any problem with you or your bureau so I think you should just roll off and just let us move on.

Georgia Sykes:
F*ggot-ass redneck...

The Tremors:
Darwin: Alright enough grab assin' goddamn it. Get them suits and the car, pitch those three poor fellows in the lake, and y'all find me over at the hotel.

The Tremors:
[Before he is shot to death.] Darwin: I'm really sorry about all that. Sh*t gets, sh*t gets wild and crazy and fate just up and f***s ya' for no good reason. You know ha, ha. It's the way of the world the way it's always gonna be. Okay, alright then, peace bro'.

The Tremors:
Darwin:[manipulating Jack Dupree's mouth] I forgive you Darwin.

Hollis Elmore and "Pistol" Pete Deeks:
Pete: Would you please find your fangs, you f***ing coward, and get with this.

Hollis Elmore and "Pistol" Pete Deeks:
Pete: Put the f***ing rabbit down.

Hollis Elmore and "Pistol" Pete Deeks:
Pete: Well then, quit acting like someone took a sh*t in your cereal bowl. Reed payed us fifty grand.

Hollis Elmore and "Pistol" Pete Deeks:
Hollis: If this Israel really is the great white whale of snitches then why are we messing with the mob who are, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think they're gonna pour boxes of bullets inta' his ass. What incentive is there to track him on something as smalltime as a f***ing skiptrace.

Hollis Elmore and "Pistol" Pete Deeks:
Hollis: No I'm gonna go to Kentucky and take Fort Knox with a sling shot then I'm gonna go into hell after Hitler.

Hollis Elmore and "Pistol" Pete Deeks:
Hollis: You're investigating those murders out at the lake? Three men were ambushed and shot, two died and had their bodies dumped in the lake. The other has severe hypothermia, possible dementia, and will likely be a multiple amputee by weeks end if he even f***ing lives that long.[[Referring to Darwin what he just did to him.]

Hollis Elmore and "Pistol" Pete Deeks:
Hollis: [Before killing Darwin] F*** this.

Pasquale Acosta:
Yes it is, it's filling up your lungs right now. In a moment you are going to asphixiate, pass out, but you shouldn't be feeling any pain right now.

Pasquale Acosta:
Close your eyes, close your eyes. Don't make this face the last thing you'll ever see, because heaven may hold it against you.

Stanley Locke:
A million-dollar hit could draw some huge flies, and Acosta is pure mercenary. He is known for taking on serious contracts and he certainly is not alone.

Stanley Locke:
You must understand that if an attempt is made on his life, it will be made by those of the strictest professional caliber. And they are immoral, ruthless, and without restraint. And they must not succeed.

Stanley Locke:
Will you take that gun out of my spine or engage the safety please?

Stanley Locke:
Okay if you like I can take your verbal resignation right here, right now. Do you want to end your career here, Agent Messner. Your call. I understand your feelings right now and I truly am sorry, but we have an obligation that are authorized to abide by regardless of our personnal feelings. But now it's time for you to get on jet back to D.C. and make no further inquiry into this matter. Is that understood Agent Messner? Are we clear Agent Messner?