Surf's Up

Mikey:
I can't imagine a better day.

Mikey:
Start the whale.

Lani:
Somebody help the chicken!

Lani:
Ah crap!

Chicken Joe:
Cody's around here somewhere, I can feel it in my nuggets!

Chicken Joe:
Squidito on stickito?

Chicken Joe:
Whispers "radical"

Chicken Joe:
Look at that cloud it looks like a kitten!

Geek/Big Z:
You need some more clams!

Geek/Big Z:
No joy man? no joy. fail.

Ivan (Fire Urchin):
Stepped on me. Stepped on me? Are you kidding? This guy was dancing on me. I mean just look at this, broken, broken, gone, gone, broken, broken, broken.

Katey, Smudge, and Arnold:
A winner is someone who doesn't knock me off my surf board, and break it when im trying to get some big waves. Specially Tank he is definatly not a winner.

Katey, Smudge, and Arnold:
He's a dirty trashcan full of poop.

Overvoice:
Sea urchin in the foot, that sounds pretty nasty. How do you cure something like that?

Katey:
You pee on it.

Overvoice:
Thats disgusting.

Katey:
I knowww.

Cody:
[he and Big Z are hanging upside down] Can we do some training? Like, seriously, please?

Big Z:
What are you talking about? Whaddaya think we're doing?

Cody:
We're acting like a couple of nut jobs, that's what I think we're doing.

Big Z:
Yeah, good. You're learning.

Kate:
[in a "vox pop" segment] My surfboard, uh, well, it's made out of palm wood... and while it's not very pretty... [the skeg of the surfboard can be seen falling off] ...it does the job quite well.

Cody:
This is insane.

Lani:
Stop fighting it, Cody! Just let go!

Lani:
[Cody and Lani wash off under a waterfall] Can I ask you something personal?

Cody:
Lani, we're in the shower together! Y'can say whatever you want.

Big Z:
[teaching Cody to carve a board] All right, look. First of all, with the grain. With the grain. You see what I'm doing here? You let the tool do the work, you see? Just like you're riding the wave, you let the wave do the work. You don't fight the wave. You can't fight these big waves.

Cody:
Why didn't you come back after you fell off the wave?

Big Z:
[miserably] That wave... [sighs. Flashback is shown where young Z and Tank are competing] That last day, winning had become everything to me. I knew I was gonna beat Tank. But then uh, you know... he starts to surf circles around me. I saw what he was doing, I couldn't do what he was doing. Times had changed, you know, he... I didn't wanna walk back on that beach with all my fans there, you know, "Loser. I'm lookin' at Big Z, the loser, the has-been." So... [camera footage is shown where in a massive wave, Z had let go of his board and it smashed into the rocks] poof! Big Z's dead, and that's how it's gonna stay. Let me play that song. [begins playing his guitar]

Cody:
[shocked] What about "Never give up?" What about "Find a way?"

Big Z:
[sighs] Yeah, well...

Cody:
You're giving up, Z! You're giving up!

Big Z:
Yeah! I'm givin' up, that's my way. Givin' up.

Cody:
I- I thought you were the one guy.

Big Z:
[fed up] You don't like it, find your own way! [walks back to his shack] Leave me out of it! Leave me out of it.

Cody Maverick:
Like what, like singing and dancing? [laughs] No, not me man, I just surf.

Cody Maverick:
I hope the cameras are rolling cause you're gonna want to watch this over and over and over again.

Cody Maverick:
Interviewer "Still, it must have been traumatic." Cody "No not for me man, not for me."

Cody Maverick:
"Cody's this, Cody's that" - Cody's me bro. Let me be me. When's that gonna start?

Mikey:
Can't this blubber ball go any faster? Step on it, fish stick!

Mikey:
They see their goal. They just go for it! They're not in it for the money or the glory. They're in it for the joy of it and the rapture and the slow-motion instant replay.

Mikey:
Ah, that didn't take too long. I feel lightheaded.

Chicken Joe:
[repeated line] Radical.

Tank "The Shedder" Evans:
A role model? No. But I consider myself somebody that everyone should look up to. Kids should try to pretend that they're Tank. I mean, they should try. [chuckles] Good luck, kids!

Tank "The Shedder" Evans:
Tank needs fuel

Reggie Belafonte:
Hey, Mikey, why don't you head on over to the snack bar and get yourself a big bowl of shut up!

Reggie Belafonte:
I PROMOTE HAPPINESS!!! CAN YOU SEE THE HAPPINESS EMANATING FROM ME?!? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Reggie Belafonte:
[last lines] DON'T YOU WALK AWAY FROM ME!! I AM REGGIE BELAFON--[Mikey rips his hair off] OH! [to the filmmakers] TURN THAT THING OFF! MIKEY! YOU ARE SO FIRED!!!