Gabby Hayes:
It's half past.

Wild Bill Elliott:
Half past what?

Gabby Hayes:
I dunno - the little hand's broke off.

Gabby Hayes:
He looks like he might be somebody, Bill.

Wild Bill Elliott:
He was somebody, Gabby.

Dave Strickland:
I don't think for Washington - Washington thinks for me

Dave Strickland:
Your plan worked, Bill. You sure fooled 'em!

Wild Bill Elliott:
I'd rather fight 'em than fool 'em.

Gabby Hayes:
Brother, when I hit 'em, they stay hit.

Wild Bill Elliott:
Gabby, I thought you hated all women.

Gabby Hayes:
Nope, just the uppity ones.