Ted Baker:
Hello.

Nora Paige:
Hello, what's the thing about?

Ted Baker:
Well, boy meets girl.

Nora Paige:
Oh, I see. Well, boy loses girl.

Ted Baker:
Boy gets girl back.

Nora Paige:
Not so fast, sailor.

Ted Baker:
You're not very patriotic.

Nora Paige:
I am, but I'm not uniform-crazy.

Jenny Saks:
Gunny, Sally is our child.

Gunny Saks:
That's a fine time for telling me.

Jenny Saks:
Why?

Gunny Saks:
I've joined the the Navy again

Jenny Saks:
I'll see you in four years.

Nora Paige:
Is that your daughter?

Jenny Saks:
Yes, first prize at the Marathon Dance.

Nora Paige:
I guess your daddy is proud of you.

Sally Saks:
I've never seen my daddy.

Nora Paige:
Why haven't you told him?

Sally Saks:
Because someday we're gonna surprise him.

"Mush" Tracy:
I've got a inventive mind.

"Peppy" Turner:
*Most* sailors have.

"Mush" Tracy:
No fooling, I've invented something right now, and if I get it working, I'll sell it to the government for plenty of dope.

"Peppy" Turner:
What's that?

"Mush" Tracy:
I'm crossing parrots with carrier pigeons.

"Peppy" Turner:
What for?

"Mush" Tracy:
So you can send verbal messages.

Gunny Sacks:
But Jenny, I'm your husband.

Jenny Sacks:
Don't remind me.

Gunny Sacks:
I will never join the Navy again, even if they make me a general.

Mush Tracy:
Have you ever seen a general in the Navy?

Gunny Sacks:
No, 'cause they're smart.

Jenny Sacks:
Can we visit the brig? There's a man I'd like to see in it, eh, I meant, I want to see?

Jenny Sacks:
Can we visit the crows-nest?

Captain Dingby:
No, under no circumstances. It's nesting season.