Snow Buddies

Shasta:
Why did they call you mudbud?

Mudbud:
[look at his reflection on ice] I'm spotless! Think of a dirty place. Think of a dirty place.

Rosebud:
B-Dawg, what are you hiding from now?

B-Dawg:
Who, me? I'm not hiding. I was just thinking let's play some... Hide and Seek.

Buddha:
Seeking truth is a great start to our day. Ohmmmm... ohmmmm...

Rosebud:
Whatever! You're it!

Mudbud:
Dude, don't forget to find us after the tenth ohm.

Mudbud:
[digging] Where's the dirt? Oh, come on!

B-Dawg:
Yo, if you keep digging, you'll end up in China!

Mudbud:
Is there dirt in China? Cause if there is, I'm gonna keep digging!

Budderball:
He would have missed our favorite subject: lunch!

B-Dawg:
If the delivery guy comes back, I'll deliver him the tail-whooping of his life!

Patrick:
[as the kids run off to school] I was gonna drive ya.

Miss Mittens:
[chasing B-Dawg] If I catch ya, nine lives won't be enough!

B-Dawg:
If we don't find a warm place soon, we'll all turn into puppy-cicles!

Mudbud:
Chill out, Rosebud. This may not be so bad afterall. I mean, they've got mud pie ice cream.

Buddha:
I choose the rocky-roadless tub.

Rosebud:
Maybe I'll have a teensy weensy little bit of strawberry.

Rosebud:
What's wrong with the ground? It's so cold.

Budderball:
It's like a dream come true! We're surrounded by vanilla ice cream!

Mudbud:
Where's the dirt?

[Budderball tastes the snow]

Budderball:
This ice cream's got no flavor! This isn't a dream; It's my worst nightmare!

B-Dawg:
I must be contagious, 'cause he's catching cool like it was a cold!

Budderball:
How did this happen?

Mudbud:
Your stomach is how it happened, dude!

Rosebud:
Pointing paws isn't gonna get us home!

Buddha:
Sometimes, the greatest journeys start accidentally and end with a higher purpose.

B-Dawg:
What are you laughing at? Me and my home-dogs were being chased by a pack of huge wolves!

Shasta:
Well, if you consider me a pack of huge wolves... [laughs]

Shasta:
You guys ever dog sled race?

Rosebud:
Right now, we just want to get home.

Shasta:
Well, let's go see St. Bernie. He should be able to help.

Buddha:
Wow. We have never met a saint before.

Rosebud:
When we get home, I'm definitely going to need a pawdecure.

Shasta:
Hello, Francois. Hello, Fellipe. How is it going?

Francois:
It was all fine until you showed up.

Rosebud:
Hey, why don't you pick on someone your own size?

Francois:
Well, who do we have here? Blondie?

Rosebud:
Who are you calling blonde? We're golden! Golden retrievers!

Francois:
Just be lucky we're not calling you our lunch!

Shasta:
Here they come.

B-Dawg:
Dude, are we ambushing somebody?

Buddha:
Sometimes, helping others is a way to help ourselves.

Mudbud:
The zen dude is right!

Computer:
You've got mail.

Bartleby:
Don't tell me unless you've got something to show me! It's supposed to make life simpler, but what can be simpler than opening an envelope, right?

Rosebud:
Shasta, we took a vote, and we decided that we want to help you form a dog sled team.

Shasta:
Seriously?

Rosebud:
Uh-huh.

Shasta:
Seriously?

Rosebud:
Uh-huh.

Shasta:
Seriously?

Mudbud:
Dude, she sadi, "Uh-huh"!

Shasta:
My father always said it's not the size of the dog but the heart of the team that counts.

Talon:
That was one of the many lessons I taught your father. I miss him very much, as you must.

Shasta:
The biggest dogs should be closest to the sled. That means Budderball and Mudbud.

Budderball:
Hey, who are you calling biggest?

Mudbud:
Dude, chillax.

Shasta:
The fastest dogs should go in the middle. That would be B-Dawg and Buddha.

B-Dawg:
You got that right. I'm the fastest in my clan.

Budderball:
Rosebud will be up front with me to navigate.

Rosebud:
Because girls aren't afraid to ask for directions.

Francois:
Phillipe, do you see what I see?

Phillipe:
No, I was too busy watching the puppy sled team.

Francois:
You imbicel! That is what I was talking about!

B-Dawg:
I ain't playin', yall! It's on!

B-Dawg:
I'm too young to die, talented, good-looking and modest!

Francois:
You are as beautiful as the yellow snow.

Talon:
When six puppies become one, my work here is almost done.

Buddha:
It's a seventh inning stretch. Time to balance my tee.

Mudbud:
It's the Abominable Snow Dude!

Mudbud:
Dudes, it's warm! Plain, but warm!

Shasta:
This is where my mom and dad died.

Mudbud:
We know, Dude.

Shasta:
You do? And you still raced even though you knew it was so dangerous?

Buddha:
Like Talon said, "Sometimes, you have to have faith."

Rosebud:
Nobody double-crosses me and my brothers! We've got to beat them!

B-Dawg:
We are the fastest...

Budderball:
...and the strongest!

Buddha:
We have the power of positive thinking!

Shasta:
It ain't over 'til the husky puppy howls!

Adam:
You're not mad?

Paul:
Well, right now, I'm too proud to be mad.

B-Dawg:
Yo, what's crack-a-lackin'? What are you doin' rolling in this hood?

Molly:
Well, we're rolling in this hood to find you. That's what's... crack-a-lackin'.

Buddy:
Where's Mudbud?

Mudbud:
I'm right here.

Buddy:
We hardly recognized you.

Molly:
You're so clean and spotless.

Mudbud:
I know. I look disgusting.

Shasta:
Big guy? I'm gonna miss everything about you... but your butt.

Budderball:
Aw, shucks.

Mudbud:
Fernfeild! Home sweet dirt!

Buddy:
I guess we can add dogsledding to the family resume. Do you think they've outgrown the need to explore?

Molly:
Not a chance!

Buddy:
I was afraid you'd say that.

[last lines]

Talon:
Remember. Life may lead you where you least expect, but have faith, and you'll know exactly where you were meant to be.