Stewardess School

Pimmie Polk:
[making an ice cream sundae for a little boy on the plane] And, how would you like your nuts crushed?

Boy:
[pulls out a toy gun] How would you like your tits shot off?

Larry Falkwell:
Whoever wants pizza, come to Larry's room!

Larry Falkwell:
[after putting Kelly under hypnosis] Kelly Johnson...

Kelly Johnson:
Yes?

Larry Falkwell:
You are the most graceful person on earth.

Kelly Johnson:
I am?

Larry Falkwell:
Yes!

Kelly Johnson:
Course I am.

Larry Falkwell:
You have the skill of a ballerina, the, the hands of a surgeon, the, the dexterity of a... Japanese sushi chef. Now, when I snap my fingers, you will wake up feeling like the great new person you are.

George Bunkle:
[talking to a blind passenger] Fasten your seat belt! What are you, blind?

Poodle Lady:
[to her poodle] Oh, now, Poofy, don't you be a naughty girl.

George Bunkle:
I'm sorry Madam, but you'll have to put your Poofy in the box.

Poodle Lady:
Awwwww. Perhaps you'd do it for me?

George Bunkle:
[the poodle growls at him] What, are you high, lady?

Jolean Winters:
This place looks a lot like the Bates Motel.

[last lines]

George Bunkle:
It's amazing. I knew he was going to say that.