Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Four

Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Four

E-mail:
[with Strong Bad reading] Dear STRONG bad, you are extremely awesome... but how are you going to be soooo awesome if you'rre... [sic]... dead? why not make a time capsule of stuff filled with stuff about you to be opened in at least X0 years. please answer this, sam concord california

Strong Bad:
[stops reading] This, I know. [resumes reading]

E-mail:
...but how are you going to be soooo awesome if you'rre... [sic]... dead? Why not make a time capsule of stuff filled with stuff about you to be opened in at least X0 years. Please answer this, Sam Concord California

Strong Bad:
[typing response] Rest assured, Shim-Sham Sam, my time capsule would reign supreme. Like your hot single Mom is gonna wanna date my time capsule. So, the key to a good time capsule is it being an actual capsule. None of these shoe boxes or tennis ball cans. No. Those things are called time boxes and time tennis ball cans. Those are different and lame and differently lame. And they always get dug up in about 4 days. And they're filled with uncool stuff like those leaf rubbin's and current newspaper clippin's and... toenail snippin's? Anybody? Anyways, I'm talking about a f'real capsule. Y'know, like a big old headache medicine. So, what kinda cool stuff should I put in there? I guess I'd throw in a cassette tape with one of my #1 jams on it. And then in the future it'd be a huge hit and they'd send all the royalties and groupies back in time to me right... [mumbles for a second] NOW! [suddenly, the doorbell rings] Holy gosh! It worked! I'm the meanest genius! [but to his chagrin, it's only Homestar]

Strong Bad:
[showing off a pair of electric boots] No fewer than eight lights flashing at any given time, whisper quiet, and, uh, check out that guy dancing with that hot girl. That's gonna be me at the club, and the hot girl will be The Cheat... er, I mean, an actual hot girl. [talking like guy in question] Hey there, fruit pie... the magician. Wanna dance? [talking like hot girl in question] Yes, I would like to be your girlfriend based solely on your awesome boots! [puts on boots, while The Cheat stands near an empty socket under the computer desk] All right, The Cheat, let's do this.

The Cheat:
[the Cheat noises] [the Cheat plugs in boots, causing the lights on it to come on and a loud, vacuum-cleaner-like humming to start]

Strong Bad:
[shouting over the noise] WHOA! CHECK OUT THOSE LIGHTS! THEY'RE FLASHING!

The Cheat:
[questioning The Cheat noises, loudly, while covering his ears]

Strong Bad:
I SAID, CHECK OUT THE FLASHING LIGHTS!

The Cheat:
[more questioning The Cheat noises; leaves]

Strong Bad:
HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WAIT UP! [follows after The Cheat, but stops when he reaches the end of his cord] I'M GONNA NEED AN EXTENSION CORD! [sits at his computer; typing] Attention all interested ladies: Please have electrical sockets installed every five feet before inviting me over to your apartment or dormroom. So, I guess I'm awe... [suddenly, the power goes out, startling Strong Bad] SOME IS THE REASON WHY! [continues typing despite power outage] Whoa. I guess these boots suck up a lot of energy. Maybe that's what "solid state" means. I suppose I can stop typing now.


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