TNA Wrestling: Turning Point

Vince McMahon:
Here we are! Universal Studios, home of TNA, Turning Point. They think they're gonna play that tape, over my dead body![Triple H sprays water] Damn! Enough with the water! Can't believe you're married into my family.[Abyss appears with welcoming balloons] What, what do you want, what? Again with the balloons!

Triple H:
[slaps the balloons] Hey! You know what, game you're playin'?

Abyss:
Arrrggghh!

Triple H:
DADDY!

Abyss:
[to the camera] Ggggrrrrr!

Vince McMahon:
Hey, blue jeans is against the dress code, you're fired!

TNA Staff:
You can't fire me Mac Daddy, I don't work for you!

Vince McMahon:
I can fire anyone I want, c'mon son let's find the tape, oh wait! She's got a tape, go, smash it! Smash it into smitterines! Wait, what's this? Best of D-Ray 3000? You idiot! That's the wrong tape, let's find the real one, c'mon son!

Vince McMahon:
Can't keep waiting, gettin' hungry too! What kind of cattering do they work here, I gotta have food, protein, every three hours!

Triple H:
You gotta have beef! Gotta have some spice!

Vince McMahon:
SHUT UP! You idiot, you sound like Macho Man! Gotta have steak, lobster, mahi-mahi.

Traci Brooks:
Hello Mac Daddy. I'm Traci. On behalf of TNA, I offer you these cookies and milk.

Vince McMahon:
Again? This is the reason this whole thing started, get out of here! Hey son, what are you doing, go get Dusty Rhodes, find Dusty!

Vince McMahon:
[a midget comes] Who is it?

TNA Official:
Senior TNA official.

Vince McMahon:
About time. What, what is this? Where's Dusty Rhodes?

TNA Official:
Dusty has bigger fish to fry.

Vince McMahon:
Very funny, now listen little guy Dusty was... [gets kicked in the shins] Ow, I'm suing, ow, oh I'm suing. [midget hits him with tray] OUCH, oh, where's my son-in-law, that idiot! Ow, TNA, you're going down! You hear me?