Take It or Leave It

Lee:
Have you got any money?

Barso:
What for you y'mean?

Lee:
Yeah. Why are you laughing?

Barso:
Nothing. I just thought you were joking, that's all.

Saxophone teacher:
I'd like you to play the scale of C for me please.

Lee:
Er... that's the problem, I can't play the scale of C. Er... now, which is kinda why I came here.

Barso:
You're playing it wrong, Lee. Is it in the wrong key or something?

Lee:
No, I'm not I'm playing the same key as always.

Barso:
Well, if you're playing in the same key as always, you're playing in the wrong key as always.

Lee:
Alright, yeah? Just give us an E.

Barso:
It's in D for a start.

Lee:
It's in E.

Barso:
Oh is it?

Chris:
I, err, fell over on the way to work and had to wash my hands.

Barso:
Listen. What's that? That's a disco, is it? You're a fan of soul the now, I take it. Did you know there's a group playing out in the back garden?

Simon:
Yes. Don't be daft, Mike, were having a disco in here.

Barso:
Look, you, and listen you should we were playing up here. In the bedroom and this afternoon you put us in your proxy garden.

Simon:
Who's proxy garden?

Barso:
You're f***ing proxy garden.

Barso:
You alright playing then, Carl?

Carl:
Yeah, I'm good Mike.

Barso:
Do you even know what key it's in?

Carl:
Yeah, it's in that one right there.

Barso:
There you go, there's your bus-stop.

Carl:
What do you mean there's the bus-stop.

Barso:
I mean there is the bus-stop,.

Carl:
You said you were gonna give us a lift home. That's why I came to rehearsals. Come on, give us a lift home.

Barso:
What do you want? You can walk you can take the bus, anything you want.