The Adventures of Mary-Kate & Ashley: The Case of the Logical i Ranch

Ashley:
Olsen & Olsen mystery agency. We'll solve any crime by dinner time, or else^? Or else we all have to listen to Mary-Kate play the violin!

Ashley:
Maybe it's a footprint of the abonible [sic] snowman.

Marion Winklestammer:
Not likely.

Mary-Kate:
The Loch-Ness monster?

Marion Winklestammer:
Not a chance.

Ashley:
Uncle Lou?

Mary-Kate:
He's got feet the size of a Buick.

Marion Winklestammer:
Perhaps your uncle Lou possesses quite large feet. However, what we've got here is a fossil of a dinosaur.

Mary-Kate & Olsen,Ashley:
A dinosaur?

Marion Winklestammer:
It's over 250 million years old!

Ashley:
That's almost as old as Uncle Lou!