The Boston Strangler

Capt. Ed Willis:
Everybody's banging everybody. It's a horny world.

Albert DeSalvo:
[inside sanitarium] But... I don't belong here.... I-I guess everybody says that, don't they?

Albert DeSalvo:
What did you tell the children where I am?

Irmgard De Salvo:
They haven't asked.

Albert DeSalvo:
What... What do you mean, "they haven't asked"?

Irmgard De Salvo:
Well, they're only... they're only little children.

Irmgard De Salvo:
I know, but... they accept things.

Albert DeSalvo:
But... don't they miss me?

Title card:
[opening title card] This is the story of 'Albert DeSalvo', the self-confessed Boston Strangler. The characters and incidents you are about to see are based on fact.

Capt. Ed Willis:
Usually in a homicide of this kind, where nothing's stolen, it's a personal enmity, a grudge killing.

John Asgeirsson:
Two cases of personal enmity against two harmless old ladies in the same neighborhood in one week?

John Asgeirsson:
Come on, Captain, looks to me like a nut's loose.

Sgt. Frank McAfee:
Nuts don't ransack apartments.

Sgt. Frank McAfee:
So the women were strangled with a double square knot.

Sgt. Frank McAfee:
What are you trying to tell us, that it was a doctor or an Eagle Scout?

John Asgeirsson:
What about the sex? What did he actually do to them?

Capt. Ed Willis:
What's the difference?

John Asgeirsson:
People like to read about it.

Capt. Ed Willis:
Let them read paperbacks.

Capt. Ed Willis:
We've got a full-blown maniac on our hands.

John S. Bottomly:
But what can you expect from a society that itself spends 44% of its tax dollars on killing?

Cedric:
Excuse us, we have a date with a gunnery sergeant.

Terence Huntley:
I'm sorry to disappoint you - she played the man's part, I the woman.