The Callback Queen

Vincent Catalano:
You've heard of Robert De Niro right?

Luci Wilkinson:
Of course, he's in 'Meet The Fockers'!

Kate Loughlin:
[At lunch with her agent] It was humiliating Jeremy.

Jeremy Warner:
Of course it was humiliating. It's a f***ing casting.

Jeremy Warner:
You're getting a reputation as something of a 'Callback Queen'. Constantly shortlisted but never quite getting past the final hurdle.

Kate Loughlin:
It was all so sleazy. When did my agent turn into a pimp?

Deborah Whitton:
Self discipline - lacking in so many young actresses nowadays. 'Course I haven't got a jot of the stuff myself.

Nikolas:
I am not just perfect physical specimen. I have brain as well as body.

Guido:
You don't mind to kiss another girl?

Luci Wilkinson:
Nothing new to me darling. I study at Central. Same sex experimentation is practically an entry requirement.

Peter Towne:
Well I think I'm entitled to be a little bit pissed off considering my girlfriend's been sucking the face off another woman for the whole day.

Kate Loughlin:
Ok one - I have not been sucking the face off anyone for the whole day 'cause that scene took a couple of hours, tops. And two - it's my job.

Luci Wilkinson:
That Vincent Catalano's a bit of alright int he?

Kate Loughlin:
I guess... if you like that sort of thing.

Luci Wilkinson:
What? Tall, dark, handsome and built like a brick shithouse?

Kate Loughlin:
His bicep is bigger than my head.

Mary Carroll:
Its not a porno is it? Don't want any ridin' goin' on in here.

Daith? Carroll:
There's no ridin' in it.

Mary Carroll:
No ridin'? Must be Irish porn.

Vincent Catalano:
I've been living in L.A. for the past six years and I've had it up to my tits with latte, mochaccino, frappe-whatever the f***s. My first day back in England I want a proper f***ing cup of builder's tea. You got that?