The Canterville Ghost

Lucy Otis:
Scientists never have any conversation.

Virginia Otis:
Tread lightly she is near/under the snow/speak gently she can hear/the daisies grow/All her bright golden hair/tarnished with rust/she that was young and fair/fall into dust/lily light as snow/she hardly knew/she was a woman/so sweetly she grew

Virginia Otis:
Go away. It's a trap.

Simon de Canterville:
A rat? Where?

Virginia Otis:
He's going to regulate you!

Simon de Canterville:
I'm as regular as clockwork.

Lucy Otis:
No dear, take it from me. The secret to a happy marriage is selfishness.

Virginia Otis:
Mother says I am to forget you.

Lord Cheshire:
I wouldn't want you to disobey your mother.

Virginia Otis:
Yes.

Lord Cheshire:
Well, if you must forget me, may I at least have something to remember you by?

Simon de Canterville:
Milly, old girl, I can't help looking back. You were much more fun in real life, you know. Damn painter didn't do you justice.

Reverend Dampier:
I've come to fight the unspeakable evil in this house.

Lucy Otis:
There's no unspeakable evil here, unless you count the umbrella stand.

Hiram Otis:
And the plumbing, honey.

Simon de Canterville:
[dressed as a 16th century strumpet] Now, now can't we just be fwends.

Virginia Otis:
You are so selfish! You never think of anyone else's feelings!

Simon de Canterville:
What about you? Were you thinking of mama and papa when you decided to elope?

Virginia Otis:
I am in love!

Simon de Canterville:
So am I!

Simon de Canterville:
You're crying, I'm so sorry.

Virginia Otis:
For us.

Lord Cheshire:
Will you tell me what happened that night?

Virginia Otis:
That is one secret I must take to the grave. But I can tell you that I owe him a great deal.

Lord Cheshire:
Surely, he owes you more.

Virginia Otis:
No, I mean it Henry. He taught me the difference between life and death.

Lord Cheshire:
You are life itself to me.

Virginia Otis:
And that love... love is greater than both.

Lord Cheshire:
Whoever you are, where ever you are! Spirits of this place, help me now.

Virginia Otis:
I didn't know how much I cared for Henry until I got mad at him.

Virginia Otis:
When darkness blossoms into light and love keeps vi...

Tom Carter:
...vigil in the night, when maid walks in the house of doom and true tears defy the tomb, then shall all the chase be still and peace come to Canterville.