The Chipmunk Adventure

Miss Rebecca Miller:
David, are you drunk?

David Seville:
I'm just calling to see how everything is.

Miss Rebecca Miller:
Oh, everything is fine. It's quiet as a mouse around here.

David Seville:
Alvin's behaving himself?

Miss Rebecca Miller:
He is? Well, that's good.

David Seville:
Could I talk to the boys?

Miss Rebecca Miller:
Well, I don't see why not.

David Seville:
Is Alvin available?

Miss Rebecca Miller:
Available for what?

David Seville:
To talk?

Miss Rebecca Miller:
Well, how should I know?

David Seville:
Look, Miss Miller, I just called to see if everything was all right.

Miss Rebecca Miller:
Everything's fine, David.

David Seville:
Well, give the boys my love.

Miss Rebecca Miller:
Why don't you give them your love?

David Seville:
Well, are they available?

Miss Rebecca Miller:
Available for what?

David Seville:
Never mind. Nice talking to you, Miss Miller.

Miss Rebecca Miller:
You too, David. And David? Get some rest, will you?

[they both hang up]

Miss Rebecca Miller:
Oh, that poor man is losing his marbles.

David Seville:
[after the Chipmunks and Chipettes have performed a rocking musical number] I could've sworn... No, it couldn't be. The boys wouldn't... Would they?

[last lines]

Alvin Seville:
But, Dave, they owe us out a hundred-thousand dollars!

David Seville:
Not now, Alvin.

Alvin Seville:
But they've got five-million dollars in diamonds! Don't we get anything?

David Seville:
Alvin!

Alvin Seville:
But we just cracked a huge smuggling ring!

Miss Rebecca Miller:
Shut up, Alvin!

Alvin Seville:
Okay, okay. We'll give you half.

David Seville:
*Alvin!*

Simon Seville:
Maybe you should let Dave drive, Miss Miller.

Miss Rebecca Miller:
I wouldn't think of it. Besides, driving relaxes me.

Claudia Furschtien:
I'm sure you know Sophie, but I don't think you've met Mario. He has a tendency to talk too much.

Janette Miller:
What's in the ice chest, Eleanor?

Eleanor Miller:
Oh, uh, just some cold treats and sandwiches.

Brittany Miller:
Oh, Elly! How can you think of food at a time like this?

Simon Seville:
It's not your hearing aid, Ms. Miller!

Theodore Seville:
I don't know, they were pretty nice to me.

Simon Seville:
Just send them a postcard, Theodore.

David Seville:
Now let's see... shirts, pants, overcoat, socks... am I forgetting anything?

Alvin Seville:
Me!

David Seville:
Alvin, we've been over this a million times!

Alvin Seville:
Please, Dave! I need a little culture in my life! The Eiffel Tower, the Sixteen Chapel, the Louvre in Rome!

Simon Seville:
The Louvre is in Paris, Alvin.

Alvin Seville:
You see? I don't even know where the Louvre is!

David Seville:
This is strictly a business trip. It's just not practical. Besides, I hired someone very good to take care of you while I'm gone. [a car is heard screeching and crashing]

Simon Seville:
Did it have to be Miss Miller, Dave?

Theodore Seville:
Since when did Alvin like playing "Around the World in 30 Days"?

Simon Seville:
Since he feels its as close to a world trip as he'll ever get.

Alvin Seville:
You're lucky this is only a game! You'd never beat me if this was for real!

Brittany Miller:
Oh, is that so?

Alvin Seville:
Yeah, that's so! If I had the money, I'd race you around the world right now!

Brittany Miller:
Well, unless you inherit a fortune, Alvin, I guess we'll never know.

Simon Seville:
I can't believe you decieved Miss Miller for a package of Tutti Frutti, Theodore.

Theodore Seville:
Two packages!

Brittany Miller:
So, Alvin, you finally showed up.

Alvin Seville:
Well, somebody has to win the race.

Janette Miller:
Simon, which route do you think we should take to Bermuda?

Simon Seville:
Well, if you insist on going, don't take the east-turning route. I heard on the news there's a hurricane coming in that direction.

Brittany Miller:
Thank you for your advice, Simon. [drags Janette away] What a liar! He's getting as bad as Alvin!

Janette Miller:
But what if he's telling the truth, Brittany?

Brittany Miller:
Oh, Janette, don't be so naive. He's just saying that because our route is shorter, and he doesn't want us to win.

Theodore Seville:
[to Simon as he's hanging out of the balloon] Get in, Simon!

Simon Seville:
Why didn't I think of that?

Theodore Seville:
Isn't Rio beautiful?

Alvin Seville:
We're in Mexico, Theodore.

Theodore Seville:
Oh. That's what I mean.

Simon Seville:
Your first drop-off is the Cluck'n Taco.

Alvin Seville:
You mean *our* first drop-off.

Simon Seville:
I'm only along so that you don't get into so much trouble.

Alvin Seville:
I love Athens! The nightlife, the girls, the excitement!

Simon Seville:
Alvin, you've never been to Athens.

Alvin Seville:
Well, it looks like a city I would love.

Brittany Miller:
If you think I'm going to marry that pint-sized twerp, you're nuts!

Arabian Prince:
[laughing] Pint-sized twerp? I love that!

[continues laughing, then pauses]

Arabian Prince:
What is a twerp?

Brittany Miller:
I don't care how important he is, how powerful he is, how rich he is... by the way, how rich is he?

Brittany Miller:
[sees their dolls guarded by cobras] Oh no. How do we get our dolls?

Janette Miller:
We don't.

Brittany Miller:
Wait a minute. You've heard of snake charmers, right? Well, let's charm them.

Eleanor Miller:
We've got to get this little guy back to Antarctica. He'll die if we don't.

Brittany Miller:
And how do you propose we do that, Eleanor? Federal Express?

Brittany Miller:
[Brittany and Janette are in the sultan's treasure chamber. They see the dolls, but cobras appear] Oh, no! How do we get our dolls?

Janette Miller:
[cobras advance] Uh... we don't.

Brittany Miller:
[yawns] Janette, could you pass me something to eat?

[goes over to the cooler]

Eleanor Miller:
Don't do it, Janette!

Brittany Miller:
Honestly, Eleanor. When it comes to food, you are really selfish.

[opens the cooler and sees the baby penguin]

Brittany Miller:
A penguin! You are going to eat this penguin?

Theodore Seville:
Simon? I feel kinda funny about tricking Miss Miller.

Simon Seville:
It's called "guilt," Theodore.

[first lines]

David Seville:
The taxi will be here any minute and I'm not even ready! Has anyone seen my tie?

Simon Seville:
You're wearing it, Dave.

Alvin Seville:
Three o'clock in the morning, and Prince Theodore has a craving for mushrooms! I hope he chokes on them!

Simon Seville:
Alvin!

Alvin Seville:
Well, I've had it!

Simon Seville:
Alvin, land the balloon by the fountain. [the balloon lands in a tree] Like I said, "in the tree!"

Simon Seville:
Have you guys been having any trouble along the way?

Janette Miller:
Well, there was this guy... [Brittany slaps her mouth shut]

Brittany Miller:
We've had nothing but smooth sailing. And you?

Simon Seville:
Well, actually, I get the feeling... [Alvin slaps his mouth shut]

Alvin Seville:
It's been a piece of cake. The only problem we have is crowd control. We're the hottest act in rock and roll. But you don't have that problem, do you?

Janette Miller:
No.

Brittany Miller:
Sure we do!

Alvin Seville:
[laughs] No, you don't.

Brittany Miller:
All right, Mister Popularity! How much you want to bet we can out "rock and roll" you?

Simon Seville:
We've got to keep these two apart!

Theodore Seville:
I'll have two cheese enchiladas with extra sauce, a tostada grande, the quesadilla with a side of guacamole, two chillis with...

Simon Seville:
They're closed, Theodore.

Alvin Seville:
Oh, fellas!

Simon Seville:
The instructions say to drop the doll under the little sombrero.

Alvin Seville:
[does so, the sombrero takes the doll and brings a different one in return] Wow! What do you know? One down, and eleven to go.

Theodore Seville:
[to the sombrero] And one quesa...

[the sombrero closes]

Theodore Seville:
dilla.

Simon Seville:
Forget it, Theodore.

Brittany Miller:
Hey, what's all that commotion? It sounds like a big celebration.

Eleanor Miller:
Well, they've got a bonfire...

[sees Theodore blurred at first]

Eleanor Miller:
...and a chubby little butterball tied to a stake.

[gasps after seeing Theodore clearly]

Eleanor Miller:
It's Theodore!

Alvin Seville:
What is it, Simon?

Simon Seville:
It's ancient writing that says, "Sacrifice the full moon on the Prince of Plenty"... That doesn't make any sense. Oh, how silly of me! It's eyes before eats except after teeth. I got it reversed, it says, "Sacrifice the Prince of Plenty on the full moon."

[the full moon comes into view]

Alvin & Simon:
Oh no!

Simon Seville:
They're going to sacrifice Theodore tonight!

Alvin Seville:
Over my dead body!

[cut to a scene where Alvin, Simon and Theodore are being held over a crocodile pit]

Simon Seville:
You mean over OUR dead bodies!

Arabian Prince:
Contact Jamal and tell him he can have the dolls, but I want the girls!

Servant:
But Jamal specifically wanted the girls to be returned.

Arabian Prince:
I do not take orders from Jamal! I am doing him a favor, and as payment, I keep the girls!

Brittany Miller:
Oh! Dream on, Tiny Tim!

Claudia Furschtien:
What a brilliant idea this was of mine!

Klaus Furschtien:
It's not over yet, Claudia.

Claudia Furschtien:
Jamal will never suspect them in a million years! [laughs maniacally]

Alvin Seville:
We're the hottest act in rock and roll. But you don't have that problem, do you?

Janette Miller:
No.

Brittany Miller:
Sure we do!

Alvin Seville:
[laughs] No, you don't.

Brittany Miller:
Well, that was quite a breeze!

Janette Miller:
A breeze? It was a hurricane! Just like Simon said.

Eleanor Miller:
Yeah, Brittany. Why don't you just admit you were wrong.

Brittany Miller:
Because I don't think...

Janette Miller, Eleanor Miller:
Brittany!

Brittany Miller:
Okay, okay, I was wr... wr... wr... Janette, where's our first drop-off? [Janette and Eleanor sigh]

Arabian Prince:
Prepare for the engagement ceremony! In ten years, I will make her one of my wives!

Brittany Miller:
One of your wives? Oh!

[gets terrified and runs up to Janette and hugs her]

Eleanor Miller:
[to the prince] Excuse me, Sir, but uh, you wouldn't want to marry Brittany. You see, she's, well she's, very difficult.

Janette Miller:
And she's not very tidy.

Eleanor Miller:
And her perfume is atrocious!

Janette Miller:
And she spends money like a drunken sailor!

Eleanor Miller:
And... and when she doesn't get her way...

Brittany Miller:
THAT'S ENOUGH, YOU GUYS!

Claudia Furschtien:
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Klaus Furschtien:
Don't be ridiculous. It's too dangerous. They're only children.

Claudia Furschtien:
Exactly. Who would suspect them?

Klaus Furschtien:
No, Claudia. It's out of the question.

Claudia Furschtien:
Listen to me, Klaus! If you think I'm going to make you box up this deal, like you did the last one...

Klaus Furschtien:
Must you keep reminding me? I underestimated Jamal! It won't happen again!

Claudia Furschtien:
You bet it won't! We're doing things *my* way this time!

Theodore Seville:
I don't think we should have taken the shortcut. It's too dangerous.

Alvin Seville:
Relax, Theodore. This isn't the arcade game.

[Eleanor and Janette have just rescued Brittany from drowning]

Eleanor Miller:
We thought you were a goner!

Brittany Miller:
Me too.

Eleanor Miller:
We would've been lost without you!

Brittany Miller:
I know.

Eleanor Miller:
Thank goodness you're all right! [picks up the Theodore doll and kisses it]

Brittany Miller:
WHAT?

Eleanor Miller:
Just kidding, Brit.

Eleanor Miller:
[feeding the baby Penguin on their way to Antartica] Just one little bite for auntie Eleanor. [the baby penguin lets out a weak chirp]

Janette Miller:
He's getting worse!

Brittany Miller:
What can we do?

Eleanor Miller:
[wetting a rag and places it on the baby penguins head] He needs his mommy, Brittany. She'll know what to do.

[Miss Miller is making breakfast for the Chipmunks]

Miss Rebecca Miller:
Let's see, Alvin gets the raisin bread, Simon gets the English muffin, Theodore gets the banana bread, the orange slices, the cereal, the bowl of yogurt, the peanut butter sandwich, the pancakes with gooseberry jelly, the scrambled eggs with toast...

Alvin Seville:
[Grabbing Theodore for a sing-off with the Chipettes] Come on, Theodore!

Theodore Seville:
[Reaching back toward the counter he was standing at] But... my couscous!

Brittany Miller:
This *happens* to be my favorite dress, Janette!

Klaus Furschtien:
Excuse us, but we couldn't help but overhear your conversation.

Claudia Furschtien:
We were just wondering if you really could win a race around the world.

Brittany Miller:
I would!

Alvin Seville:
Not a chance!

Klaus Furschtien:
I know she could win.

Claudia Furschtien:
Would you like to make a little wager?

Klaus Furschtien:
Why not?

[to Brittany]

Klaus Furschtien:
I bet a million dollars on this cutie.

Claudia Furschtien:
[to Alvin] And I bet on this handsome gentleman.

Alvin Seville:
A million dollars? You're joking, right?

Klaus Furschtien:
Certainly not. We're quite wealthy, and very bored.