The Country Bears

Officer Ham:
Give me a description of the child?

Dex:
Oh! He has brown hair; ALL OVER HIS BODY!

Dex:
[Holding up a baby picture] This is my baby picture, [holds up another picture of a park ranger holding a bear] and this is yours.

[coming out of the car wash, Officer Hamm's hair looks like doo-wop style hair]

Officer Cheets:
Your hair looks ridiculous.

[Officer Cheets turns to find that his hair is longer]

Officer Hamm:
My hair?

Officer Hamm:
Have you seen this boy? [Holds up a picture of Beary]

Big Al:
Yep, only in real life he's a lot bigger, and not all teeny and flat like that!

Reed Thimple:
[after destorying a model of Country Bear Hall] Oh no, Country Bear Hall has been crushed!

Reed Thimple:
Do you like the sound of crunching wood? I do.

Beary Barrington:
What's that?

Big Al:
That there's a sign.

Reed Thimple:
What is that?

Big Al:
A sign.

Officer Cheets:
What is that?

Big Al:
[throws hammer down] That's a SIGN!

Henry:
Get the band back together?

Big Al:
You could do that.

Henry:
For a show you need equipment, and tickets, and *people*, and everything.

Big Al:
I could do that.

Henry:
Oh, Al. Let's face it, in a week, some teenager's gonna be teaching us how to operate a deep-fryer.

[pause]

Big Al:
We could do that.

Big Al:
I'm chubby... but I'm quick!

Reed Thimple:
This is not over! Bears!