The Farmer's Wife

[first lines]

Sibley Sweetland:
...and don't forget to air your Master's pants, 'Minta.

[last lines]

Samuel Sweetland:
And if anybody knows a woman with a gentler heart and a straighter back and a nobler character, I'd like to see her.

Thirza Tapper:
You are the first man who has accepted my sex challenge!

Samuel Sweetland:
...I am a man that a little child can lead but a regiment of soldiers couldn't drive.

Churdles Ash:
his Handyman: To see an old man in love be worse than seeing him with the whooping cough.

Samuel Sweetland:
A female or two be floatin' around in my mind like the smell of a Sunday dinner.

Samuel Sweetland:
The whole power of the female sex has been drawn against me. They have taken away my self-respect.

Churdles Ash:
his Handyman: They say that the next best thing to no wife be a good one.